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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1600 on: April 13, 2008, 12:29:55 PM »
You get tea leaves. :P

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1601 on: April 13, 2008, 12:38:34 PM »
you get a board.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1602 on: April 13, 2008, 01:20:53 PM »
You get the answer to an age-old question.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1603 on: April 13, 2008, 01:22:59 PM »
42.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1604 on: April 13, 2008, 01:32:12 PM »
You get a psychologist

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1605 on: April 13, 2008, 01:49:41 PM »
You get martial arts.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1606 on: April 13, 2008, 01:52:48 PM »
You get a coat with arms attached to it (fake, of course).

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1607 on: April 13, 2008, 02:09:20 PM »
You get chimerae.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1608 on: April 13, 2008, 03:05:25 PM »
You get 10 years younger!

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1609 on: April 13, 2008, 08:03:12 PM »
You get scolded by someone who's allergic to peanuts.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1610 on: April 13, 2008, 09:04:54 PM »
You get a fish shell. :P

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1611 on: April 13, 2008, 09:47:13 PM »
You get a pile of human organs that belong in that ribcage...Ew, hope it was no one I knew.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1612 on: April 13, 2008, 09:59:57 PM »
You get Gaul... the machine has learned of puns! We're doomed!


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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1613 on: April 13, 2008, 10:04:14 PM »
You get a red sky.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1614 on: April 14, 2008, 06:59:49 AM »
You get the girl who dances in the bandits camp in KQ5

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1615 on: April 14, 2008, 07:08:57 AM »
It's been tried... the machine returns a note about the silliness of inserting money in machines.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1616 on: April 14, 2008, 07:18:58 AM »
You get a clarinet. A good wood one, too, not a cheap plastic one. :P

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1617 on: April 14, 2008, 08:03:52 AM »
You hear a squeeling inside the machine, you reach in and pull out your VHS tape. Upon inspection, you find out that the magnetic tape jammed, unravelled, and is now hanging partly outside the casing.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1618 on: April 14, 2008, 08:07:29 AM »
You get a sword.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1619 on: April 14, 2008, 08:19:20 AM »
You get a pumpkin

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