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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1680 on: April 16, 2008, 06:45:47 PM »
You get a small, smart, pretty ogre. Didn't know those existed. :P

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1681 on: April 16, 2008, 07:11:17 PM »
You get the Canadian stereotypical expression "eh?" :P

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1682 on: April 16, 2008, 07:20:44 PM »
You get Broadway tickets.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1683 on: April 16, 2008, 07:33:25 PM »
You get Glen Miller's orchestra.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1684 on: April 16, 2008, 08:36:06 PM »
You get a chorus line singing, "It's springtime, for Hitler, in Germany...." from The Producers

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1685 on: April 16, 2008, 08:44:45 PM »
You get to push the pram a lot.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1686 on: April 16, 2008, 09:27:21 PM »
You don't get anything back, you broke the machine. :-X

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1687 on: April 16, 2008, 09:58:52 PM »
You get 10 hours of frustrating setup time due to poor documentation.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1688 on: April 17, 2008, 05:34:22 AM »
You get the the Magical Soda Machine telling you to stop trying to install things!

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1689 on: April 17, 2008, 06:11:44 AM »
You get tree sap.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1690 on: April 17, 2008, 06:55:40 AM »
You get Sauron!

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1691 on: April 17, 2008, 07:06:40 AM »
You get a swollen liver.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1692 on: April 17, 2008, 07:27:06 AM »
You get the Berlin Wall.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1693 on: April 17, 2008, 08:18:37 AM »
You get random chunks of broken glass.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1694 on: April 17, 2008, 09:32:54 AM »
You get some bed knobs.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1695 on: April 17, 2008, 08:34:46 PM »
You get Angela Lansbury.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1696 on: April 17, 2008, 08:42:55 PM »
You get a pair of glasses.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1697 on: April 18, 2008, 05:18:17 AM »
You get a comedian.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1698 on: April 18, 2008, 06:09:02 AM »
You get gloves.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1699 on: April 18, 2008, 06:26:27 AM »
You get an olive branch.

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