Magical Soda Machine

[Dangling]

You get back war.

*inserts irony and a floral print dress*

[PirateKingChris]

You get an iron daisy.

*inserts crab cakes  *

[FataliOmega]

Why would you want to?  Yuck.

*inserts cheeseburger*

[snabbott]

You get clogged arteries.

*inserts peanut butter*

[PirateKingChris]

Mmm peanut butter, mmm cheeseburgers (not good together of course)

You get jelly.

*inserts spamwich*

[Dangling]

You get a smagic smap.

*You insert 2 cups of sexy, 1 cup of wit and 1 tablespoon of bow-chicka-wow-wow*

[Nebel]

You get Wentworth Miller holding the tablespoon of bcww

*inserts Amorphis* (band)

[PirateKingChris]

You get Finland.

*inserts Terminator*

[FataliOmega]

You get the "Governator"

*inserts NULL*

[Yonkey]

You get a null pointer exception.

*inserts insurance quote*

[PirateKingChris]

You save money by switching to Geico.

*inserts David Bowie*

[Nebel]

You get a fancy dance and crystal balls

*inserts grandpa*

[Delling]

You get family history.

*inserts As Time Goes By*

[snabbott]

You get the BBC.

*inserts ice cream sandwich*

[FataliOmega]

You get back melted vanilla and two soggy slabs of chocolate bread.

*inserts *

[Gilgamesh]

you get OMG

*inserts a fingernail*

[koko_99_2001]

You get nail clippers

*inserts ring tone*

[Delling]

You get a song.

*inserts TV*

[Lenny318]

You get a llama

*inserts a pencil*

[tessspoon]

You get twice as many erasers... which would be 2.

*inserts barracuda*