Magical Soda Machine

[PirateKingChris]

You get King Triton.

*inserts Rafiki from The Lion King*

[koko_99_2001]

You get Mufasa! *shivers*

*inserts name tag*

[Yonkey]

You get "My name is Earl".

*inserts slushy*

[Suzie]

You get a giant monster

*inserts insomnia*

[tessspoon]

You get a sleeping pill.

*inserts bowl of soup*

[PirateKingChris]

You get saltines.

*inserts salad dressing of your choice*

[Dangling]

You get the Caesar salad I had last night

*You insert grog and grogginess*

[Suzie]

You get a pirate

*inserts weirdness*

[Delling]

You get... this forum!

*inserts a cat*

[Yonkey]

You get the Cat.

*inserts safety pin*

[PirateKingChris]

You prick your finger.

*inserts blood droplets*

[Suzie]

You get a vampire

*inserts Elizabeth 1 of England*

[Delling]

You get the Faerie Queene!

*inserts Canterbury Tales*

[koko_99_2001]

You get Chaucer.

*inserts stuffed black bear*

[Suzie]

You get Bu's evil twin,

*inserts expensive gift*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a PS3...Hey you have one already, gimme that!

*inserts smelly ape*

[Delling]

You get... hey, they blew it up! Those darn smelly apes!


*inserts things*

[Suzie]

You get a knight's shield

*inserts yawning*

[Dangling]

You get ridiculed by the teacher in front of the class for falling asleep.

*Inserts the Hammer-Brother-Shaped-Disco-Dancing-Robot-of-Mass-Destruction*

[Delling]

You get mass hysteria.

*inserts... "just a few more now"*