Magical Soda Machine

[hercrabbiness]

You get an umbrella that looks an awful lot like a mushroom.

*inserts syntax*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a typewriter

*inserts a piece of silver lining*

[Yonkey]

You get a cloak.

*inserts peanut butter*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a celery stick.

*inserts one buffalo ranch dorito*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a bag of crunched buffalo ranch doritos



*insert ice cream cone*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a sunny day

*inserts firewall*

[Delling]

you get a FIRE!

*inserts water*

[tessspoon]

You get steam.

*inserts Yorkshire terrier*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a Scottish Terrier.

*inserts England*

[Gilgamesh]

you get Scotland

*inserts bicycle*

[Deloria]

You get a Yorkshire rose belatedly.

*refuses to part with Albion and instead inserts Dalriada*

[Delling]

You get Western Scotland and Northern Ireland...ooo and Gaelic.


*inserts water*

[Gilgamesh]

again water
* water exits the machine from all his sides *
wait it aint water it's kool-aid!
*waits till the flow stops*

*inserts flamethrower*

[PirateKingChris]

Ew, someone mop up the floor, it's all sticky with Kool-Aid

You get a WWI trench.

*inserts raw hamburger meat*

[tessspoon]

You get hamburgers with tomato and lettuce.

*inserts ladybug*

[Delling]

*is glad he's no longer carrying procrastination*
*had the idea to stick him in the magical soda machine*

you get some change


*inserts a soda*

[Yonkey]

You get a snack.

*inserts a Tylenol*

[PirateKingChris]

Unfortunately for you, that backfires and you get a headache.

*inserts three week old sandwich*

[tessspoon]

You get a 3-minute old sandwich.

*inserts noodle pool toy*

[Delling]

You get mold.

*inserts toy!*