Magical Soda Machine

[Gilgamesh]

you get a book

*inserts eggs*

[koko_99_2001]

You get an omelet.

*inserts picture frame*

[Delling]

You get a picture!

*inserts a playing card*

[Yonkey]

You get a Pokemon. o_O

*inserts seatbelt*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a airbag

*inserts fountain*

[PirateKingChris]

You get youth.

*inserts Monopoly*

[Delling]

You get Life!

*inserts little blue peg person*

[tessspoon]

You get a little pink person.

*inserts dice*

[Yonkey]

You get a seven!

*inserts toothpaste*

[restamper]

you get plaque
[should've brushed your teeth instead of inserting the toothbrush]

*inserts paramecium*

[Delling]

You get a pericellular coat!

*inserts a polystyrene sphere*

[tessspoon]

You get a physics model.

*inserts twin daggers*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a sword

*inserts coffin*

[icarus]

you get a  Magical Soda Machine that goes on holiday

now where should I insert the rabbit?

[Delling]

In the magical vending machine right next to the soda machine?

You get a carrot.

*inserts broccoli*

[Yonkey]

You get cauliflower.

*inserts pineapple*

[tessspoon]

You get a welcoming mat.

*inserts mail armor*

[PirateKingChris]

You get MALE armor, aka, a codpiece 

*inserts Davy Jones' heart*

[Delling]

You get POTC2.

*inserts desire to see movies!*

[tessspoon]

You get a movie store gift certificate.

*inserts lighthouse*