Magical Soda Machine

[Gilgamesh]

you get energy

*inserts a teacup*

[Yonkey]

You get tea.

*inserts ice cube*

[Delling]

You get crushed ice.

*inserts thermometer*

[PirateKingChris]

You get burnt.

*inserts stomach acid*

[tessspoon]

You get heartburn.

*inserts piece of coral*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a fish

*inserts a werewolf*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a deformed Weasley brother.

*inserts chocolate cream pie*

[Delling]

You get an empty pie plate. I guess the machine was hungry.

*inserts green*

[Yonkey]

You get a golf ball.

*inserts slipper*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a derobed Cinderella. Ack, someone get her some clothes! 

*inserts spanish rice*

[tessspoon]

You get Spanish moss.

*inserts cat hair*

[Delling]

You get... Velcro.

*wants him back*

*inserts chicken treat*

[Gilgamesh]

You get a kenturcky fried chicken

*inserts gunpowder*

[tessspoon]

You get wet gunpowder.

*inserts pebble*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a crab shaped rock.

*inserts a broken heart*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a surgeon

*inserts a paintbrush*

[hula_chick]

you get a deformed painting
*inserts angry cat*

[Delling]

*gets angry cat*

YAY! Velcro!

*inserts thanks and curiosity*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a copy of the Cats soundtrack.

*inserts a hockey game*

[tessspoon]

You get a hockey puck

*inserts sculpture*