Magical Soda Machine

[PirateKingChris]

You get a Cornish Pixie.

*inserts Ron Weasley*

[Delling]

You get Hermione asking where Ron is.

*inserts a hygrometer*

[tessspoon]

You get a chart of the humidity inside the machine.

*inserts swim meet*

[hercrabbiness]

You get a small, blow-up kiddy pool

*inserts sock*

[Yonkey]

You get a sock puppet.

*inserts debit card*

[PirateKingChris]

It eats your card but you get a dollar.

*inserts Colorado*

[tessspoon]

You get a Coloradan.

*inserts belly button ring*

[Gilgamesh]

You get you're parents saying "You won't get a belly button piercing"

*inserts salt*

[PirateKingChris]

You get pepper.

*inserts a mastadon*

[tessspoon]

You get a mastadon fossil.

*inserts pile of melted wax*

[Delling]

You get crayons!

*inserts gettting lost on the way home*

[Yonkey]

You get a compass.

*inserts a plum*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a prune.

*inserts macadamia nut*

[Delling]

You get a pistachio.

*inserts apple*

[Gilgamesh]

you get applejuice

*inserts mustard*

[tessspoon]

You get a mustard tree.

*inserts coconut*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Caramel Delights. (the Girl Scout cookies, containing coconut )

*inserts a Girl Scout*

[Delling]

You get a girl scout uniform on a skeleton.

*inserts an exorcist*

[tessspoon]

You get a ghost.

*inserts milk bottle*

[hercrabbiness]

You get an Baby's Tears that look like something between a cabbage and an oyster.

*inserts salmonella*