Magical Soda Machine

[Delling]

You get... eww! eww... no.

*puts what you got back*

[Gilgamesh]

You get a ticket for returning toxic stuff.

*inserts white hole*
Not a black one but a white one.

[tessspoon]

You get all the stuff ever sucked into a black hole.

*inserts accordion*

[icarus]

you get music

inserts snot

[hercrabbiness]

You get a cold. (Wait, that's kind of backwards, isn't it? Oh well.)

*inserts the Chicken Dance*

[PirateKingChris]

You get an entire wedding party...who are throwing up repeatedly.

*inserts a croquet mallet*

[tessspoon]

You get a regular hammer.

*inserts banana picker*

[Yonkey]

You get a cherry picker.

*inserts wheelbarrow*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a wheel

*inserts a canopener*

[hercrabbiness]

You get a cat running toward you.

*inserts necktie*

[PirateKingChris]

You get an extravagant dinner to celebrate a little sister's 8th grade graduation, on Sunday. (Wow what a coincidence, me too!  )

*inserts soiled napkins*

[Delling]

You get clean napkins.

*inserts laundry*

[Gilgamesh]

you get an iron

*inserts washing powder*
Can't what the clothing whitout that.

[PirateKingChris]

You get a washing machine.

*inserts onions*

[tessspoon]

You get tears.

*inserts water slide*

[Delling]

You get fun!

*inserts the Greek Optative*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Anicent Greece, entirely smushed into your living room!

*inserts expired medication*

[hercrabbiness]

It goes right through the machine and you get it back with a little note attached that says, "DO NOT WANT."

Well, that was odd... *inserts expired medication with a new note that says, "YOU KNOW YOU DO"*

[tessspoon]

You get the expired medication come pelting back out very fast at you.

*inserts another magical soda machine*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a rip in time and a black hole forms.

*quickly tosses a bomb into the soda machine and runs away before he's sucked into the black hole*