Magical Soda Machine

[Delling]

You get a return policy.

*inserts book*

[PirateKingChris]

You get the film based on the book.

*inserts the night*

[Gilgamesh]

you get day

*inserts the last ray of hope*

[Deloria]

You get nothing.

*inserts PM*

[Delling]

You get Latin!

*inserts Greek test*

[hercrabbiness]

You get a scantron, only it's in Greek.

*inserts deathly hallows*

[tessspoon]

You get the movie.

*inserts electrical outlet*

[PirateKingChris]

You get shocked.

*inserts the spanish inquisition*

[Delling]

You get no expectations.

*inserts finally getting to subjunctive*

[angel0fmus1c]

You get confused.
oh wait, maybe that's just me... 

*inserts harry potter 7 party*

[tessspoon]

You get a harry potter costume.

*inserts cavity*

[PirateKingChris]

You get more chocolate....Bwahahahaha!

*inserts bbq chicken*

[Delling]

You get dinner!

*inserts breakfast*

[Gilgamesh]

you get lunch

*inserts fire-engine*

[PirateKingChris]

Your house catches on fire. Good thing you got that engine.

*inserts blood*

[tessspoon]

You get a vampire bite.
*backs away slowly*

*inserts a silver sickle*

[Yonkey]

You get a silver lining.

*inserts sunscreen*

[angel0fmus1c]

You get a sunburn. Ouch!

*inserts old celtic poetry*

[PirateKingChris]

You're permantely stuck speaking Gaelic.

*inserts Sci Fi channel*

[Gilgamesh]

you get an alien

*inserts a muppet*