Magical Soda Machine

[tessspoon]

You get a USB port.

*inserts fish bowl*

[restamper]

you get nemo. now what are you gonna put him in?

*inserts headache*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Advil

*inserts a steak*

[hercrabbiness]

You get a coupon for a five star steakhouse.

*inserts curse words*

[phoenix_flame]

you get a sailor


*inserts poster of johnny depp*

[Delling]

You get a fish bowl which I put the poor gasping Nemo in.

*inserts shame that it took 4 posts to get the poor fishy in a fish bowl*

[PirateKingChris]

The machine speaks and says, "Bah, goldfish die everyday"

*inserts a dance*

[hercrabbiness]

You get the Macarena! OH NO!

*inserts the Chicken Dance*

[Delling]

You get... a ball?

*inserts goldfish-empathy chip*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a goldfish

*inserts a table*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a ping pong paddle.

*inserts military uniform from WWII*

[hercrabbiness]

You get a nice collector's value!

*inserts mullet*

[phoenix_flame]

you get a pair of scissors to cut off that terrible thing

*inserts red pen*

[tessspoon]

You get a magical quill to write with instead.

*inserts the letter 't'*

[restamper]

you get the letter 'U'

*inserts joystick*

[phoenix_flame]

you get a game over!!

*inserts magic bean*

[tessspoon]

you get a beanstalk!

*inserts climbing gear to climb beanstalk*

[angel0fmus1c]

You get the magic harp! (Hope climbing wasn't too hard. I want a turn!)

*inserts the goose that lays the golden eggs*

[Delling]

You get an OGRE! (He's an ogre: he hasn't quite assimilated the differences between a chicken and a goose.)

*inserts keyhole*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a key fitting in the just inserted keyhole

*inserts a marble*