Magical Soda Machine

[hercrabbiness]

The machine is selfish and decides to keep James ini, but at least has the decency to give you back Gandolf.

*inserts cliché*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a cliffhanger

*inserts a ticking package*

[tessspoon]

You get a clock.

*inserts a flamethrower*

[Delling]

You get a flaming zombie.

*puts it back*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a living skeleton

*inserts a goblin*

[dark-daventry]

Ooh, I've never posted in this before... I miss all of the good stuff...

You get a bone

*inserts magic lamp found at a flea market*

[Yonkey]

You get the genie from Aladdin.

*inserts lottery ticket*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a gift certificate for 20 dollars off at St. Georges Books.

*inserts crocodile mask*

[Delling]

You get a crocodile wallet.

*inserts a chess piece*

[hercrabbiness]

You get PWNED!

*inserts laughter*

[dark-daventry]

You get Seinfeld

*inserts Kingdom Hearts Spoilers*

[tessspoon]

You get a Kingdom Hearts walkthrough.

(inserts an atom*

[dark-daventry]

You get a strand of DNA

*inserts Pirate treasure*

[PirateKingChris]

Arrr! *steals the pirate treasure and tosses a wooden nickel into the machine*

[tessspoon]

You get a pack of gum.

*inserts alligator tongue*

[Yonkey]

You get crocodile tears.

*inserts leftover meatloaf*

[PirateKingChris]

The machine is pleased and gives you fresh meatloaf in return.

*inserts native americans dancing around a campfire*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a revolution

*inserts angry revolutionist*

[dark-daventry]

You get the American Revolution

*inserts history book with random graffiti spray-painted on the cover*

[tessspoon]

You get an angry George Washington.

*inserts arrow shaft*