Author Topic: Magical Soda Machine  (Read 208452 times)

Offline Gilgamesh

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #560 on: June 28, 2007, 02:32:27 AM »
you get worldpeace

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #561 on: June 28, 2007, 05:39:15 PM »
You get a confusing time travel / sci-fi movie.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #562 on: June 28, 2007, 09:36:29 PM »
You get the reply button.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #563 on: June 29, 2007, 12:44:17 AM »
you get father time

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #564 on: June 29, 2007, 01:26:44 AM »
You get a slice of cheese!

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #565 on: June 29, 2007, 06:49:22 AM »
You get owl feathers and a burp from the machine.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #566 on: July 03, 2007, 01:21:57 PM »
You get an empty bottle.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #567 on: July 03, 2007, 01:39:58 PM »
You get some gasoline and club soda mixed together.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #568 on: July 03, 2007, 04:32:31 PM »
You get a trip through the insides of the machine... and a book deal for a tell-all documentary on the insides of the machine.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #569 on: July 03, 2007, 10:34:35 PM »
You get...a greek verb.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #570 on: July 05, 2007, 09:53:56 PM »
You get her left cheek.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #571 on: July 06, 2007, 11:13:23 AM »
you get harry's wand

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #572 on: July 06, 2007, 11:15:39 AM »
You get Pee-Wee Herman

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #573 on: July 06, 2007, 03:43:21 PM »
You get a feather bed.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #574 on: July 06, 2007, 03:46:43 PM »
A loud siren goes off and you get soaked by a sprinkler.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #575 on: July 07, 2007, 03:35:55 AM »
you get some fresh air.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #576 on: July 07, 2007, 01:38:52 PM »
You get the new Indiana Jones movie
"Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods"
(share please??)

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #577 on: July 07, 2007, 04:06:34 PM »
You get Han Solo.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #578 on: July 07, 2007, 11:53:34 PM »
(share please??)
Sure. ::)

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Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #579 on: July 08, 2007, 06:13:23 AM »
You get ice cream.

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