Magical Soda Machine

[Gilgamesh]

you get a messages saying insert the left foot socks also.

*inserts beerbottles*
party is over so the bottles go back.

[hula_chick]

You get 10 cents!

*inserts parking ticket*

[tessspoon]

You get a speeding ticket.

*inserts steam engine*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a lot of coal.

*inserts a fireplace*

[icarus]

you get ash

*inserts adventure cap*

[Yonkey]

You get Graham.

*inserts cracker*

[Delling]

You get saltines.

*inserts Chips Ahoy*

[tessspoon]

You get that talking cookie.

*inserts bridge*

[PirateKingChris]

You get the refrain of a song.

*inserts guitar frets*

[Delling]

You get fretting over lack of violin.

*inserts psychology homework*

[tessspoon]

You get a psychology degree.

*inserts bombed car*

[Delling]

*inserts torn socks*

Would you stop sending me those!?


You get a bomb that failed to go off and therefore... A FREE CAR!!!!!

*inserts stuff*

[angel0fmus1c]

You get your stuff back. Apparently the machine didn't want it.

*inserts corrupted backup file* (grrrrr, stupid file)

[Gilgamesh]

you get a virus.

*inserts a spider*

[Deloria]

You get an Alpha Romeo Spider.

*inserts aquamarine*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a mermaid.

*inserts sore feet*

[angel0fmus1c]

You get soothing foot-cream.

*inserts shiny new wireless mouse*

[Gilgamesh]

you get an optical mouse.

*inserts the end of a story*

[Deloria]

You get the beginning.

*inserts 1000 lines*

[Delling]

You get a sight translation from the Intensive Greek II class that I took.

*inserts Greek syntax*