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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1220 on: February 01, 2008, 01:34:13 PM »
You get some ouzo and a passing cop arrests you for possession of alcohol. :suffer:

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1221 on: February 01, 2008, 01:55:07 PM »
You get a Beanie Baby.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1222 on: February 01, 2008, 02:48:34 PM »
*tries to explain the magical soda machine to the police officer, who doesn't believe me... until it spits out fire at him (thanks to the lighter)*

*inserts ouzo and thus leaves the police officer baffled at the ouzo's disappearance/apparent annihilation*

^*wonders from the above if ouzo is a minimum state or a maximum state... which in turn would tell if the magical soda machine is a lowering or raising operator, respectively*  ::)
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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1223 on: February 03, 2008, 04:34:39 PM »
You get Greek spirits of the ghost kind. (and complete confusion about what the last statement means) :P

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1224 on: February 03, 2008, 04:37:35 PM »
You get Rocking With Beethoven, a techno remix of all of Beethoven's best music.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1225 on: February 03, 2008, 05:47:01 PM »
(and complete confusion about what the last statement means) :P

It's a reference to quantum mechanics. ;)

You get a pygmy living comfortably in an apartment in an urban setting.


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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1226 on: February 04, 2008, 02:19:59 PM »
You get Greecey food. (Hee hee, get it?)

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1227 on: February 04, 2008, 06:21:12 PM »
You get Mario.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1228 on: February 04, 2008, 11:24:19 PM »
You get Chopin. Score!

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1229 on: February 06, 2008, 03:08:59 PM »
You get a concerto.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1230 on: February 06, 2008, 08:43:42 PM »
You get irregular nouns for cow in Gaelic and Greek.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1231 on: February 12, 2008, 12:02:48 PM »
You get textbooks for said languages.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1232 on: February 12, 2008, 07:00:49 PM »
*is distracted, accidentally drops Necrinomicon into the machine*
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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1233 on: February 12, 2008, 09:44:50 PM »
You get an undead army... way to go there PK!

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1234 on: February 13, 2008, 12:10:07 AM »
you get a foodarmy that helps the undeath army.
You only made it worse.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1235 on: February 13, 2008, 12:29:04 AM »
You get a voodoo doll of the entire army....Hmm if only we had a pin....
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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1236 on: February 14, 2008, 09:25:37 AM »
You get a whole couch.

Let's try again
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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1237 on: February 14, 2008, 10:12:05 AM »
You get a chintz pillow cover.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1238 on: February 14, 2008, 03:15:50 PM »
You get a recitative. Only natural, right? XD

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1239 on: February 14, 2008, 04:24:56 PM »
You get the water thrown in your face that belongs in that bucket.

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