Magical Soda Machine

[Oldbushie]

You get some ouzo and a passing cop arrests you for possession of alcohol.

*inserts a mini Mote plushie*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a Beanie Baby.

*inserts refillable lighter*

[Delling]

*tries to explain the magical soda machine to the police officer, who doesn't believe me... until it spits out fire at him (thanks to the lighter)*

*inserts ouzo and thus leaves the police officer baffled at the ouzo's disappearance/apparent annihilation*

^*wonders from the above if ouzo is a minimum state or a maximum state... which in turn would tell if the magical soda machine is a lowering or raising operator, respectively* 

[tessspoon]

You get Greek spirits of the ghost kind. (and complete confusion about what the last statement means)

*inserts audio editing program*

[Oldbushie]

You get Rocking With Beethoven, a techno remix of all of Beethoven's best music.

*inserts a struggling pygmy*

[Delling]

(and complete confusion about what the last statement means)

It's a reference to quantum mechanics.

You get a pygmy living comfortably in an apartment in an urban setting.


*inserts Classical Greek*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Greecey food. (Hee hee, get it?)

*inserts curly hair*

[Oldbushie]

You get Mario.

*inserts a piano*

[hercrabbiness]

You get Chopin. Score!

*keeps Chopin and inserts Rachmaninov*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a concerto.

*inserts bull by the horns*

[Delling]

You get irregular nouns for cow in Gaelic and Greek.

*inserts said nouns complete declensions*

[tessspoon]

You get textbooks for said languages.

*inserts distraction*

[PirateKingChris]

*is distracted, accidentally drops Necrinomicon into the machine*
Oops.

[Delling]

You get an undead army... way to go there PK!

*inserts the virtual food fight thread in hopes of getting defenders for our undead predicament*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a foodarmy that helps the undeath army.
You only made it worse.

*inserts voodoo stuff*
Let's see if we can increase this army even more, so I can take over the world.

[PirateKingChris]

You get a voodoo doll of the entire army....Hmm if only we had a pin....
*inserts cushion*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a whole couch.

Let's try again
*inserts pillow*

[Deloria]

You get a chintz pillow cover.

*inserts aria*

[hercrabbiness]

You get a recitative. Only natural, right?

*inserts bucket*

[PirateKingChris]

You get the water thrown in your face that belongs in that bucket.

*inserts haystack*