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Offline Delling

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1320 on: March 25, 2008, 07:01:57 PM »
You get your dress back and a card that says 40 out of 100 people surveyed wanted you to get your dress.


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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1321 on: March 25, 2008, 07:05:26 PM »
You get originality. :P

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1322 on: March 25, 2008, 07:08:13 PM »
You get your dress back and a card that says 40 out of 100 people surveyed wanted you to get your dress.
Yay!!! :D

You get a shelf full of books on religions.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1323 on: March 25, 2008, 07:16:21 PM »
You get supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! :P

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1324 on: March 25, 2008, 07:32:22 PM »
You get vanilla ice cream to go with it, alas it's in the machine.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1325 on: March 25, 2008, 07:34:06 PM »
You get very very thinly cut fried potatoes, aka potato chips. :P

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1326 on: March 25, 2008, 07:35:34 PM »
You get a were-bear and a jackalope (KQVII references, anyone?). ::)

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1327 on: March 25, 2008, 07:42:59 PM »
You get an iPod classic.

*inserts Karl for failing to understand special relativity yet speaking of it as if he were an expert... :no: >:(... oh and a book on special relativity*

Now, stay in there until you figure out what you said wrong.
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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1328 on: March 25, 2008, 08:42:30 PM »
You get his skeleton back (in 12 years).

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1329 on: March 25, 2008, 09:50:08 PM »
You get fire skates! ???

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1330 on: March 25, 2008, 09:56:17 PM »
You get knowledge of the mysterious inner works of the Magical Soda Machine :o

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1331 on: March 25, 2008, 11:35:45 PM »
You get shocked. Ouch!

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1332 on: March 26, 2008, 03:57:33 AM »
You get an alphabet book...yay?

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1333 on: March 26, 2008, 05:25:20 AM »
You get Jack Nicholson. :o

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1334 on: March 26, 2008, 07:00:37 AM »
You lose the ability to handle the truth

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1335 on: March 26, 2008, 07:35:52 AM »
*wonders why he just inserted those people into the machine but gets back 5 cartons of processed milk* :o

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1336 on: March 26, 2008, 12:12:21 PM »
You get a pillowcase.

Hey, soda machine! Wanna do my homework for me? :suffer:

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1337 on: March 26, 2008, 01:31:34 PM »
You get a case of shredded paper.  Oops!

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1338 on: March 26, 2008, 05:43:57 PM »
The machine shorts out...Way to go, Cat :P

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1339 on: March 26, 2008, 07:07:20 PM »
A bill for $500 worth of repairs comes out. Who's going to get that?

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