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Magical Soda Machine

Started by tessspoon, April 05, 2007, 08:32:10 PM

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PirateKingChris

The machine becomes violently ill and pukes everywhere.  :X

*inserts Tums*
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

angel0fmus1c

The machine gets better.

*inserts "Classical Gas"*
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

Who needs drugs? I go broke buying books.

"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more luck I have." -- Thomas Jefferson

Nebel

The machine farts :O

*inserts broadband adapter*
Owls are made out of the bits left over when they make toilet seats!

koko_99_2001

You get a dial tone...

*inserts picture frame*
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Catherine DaCosta

Elessar

You receive a beautiful acrylic portrait of yourself.

*Fumbles a mysterious brown paper bag, which falls into the machine*
All that is gold does not glitter
Not all who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not touched by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king


Count Elessar of Cumberland

Delling

You get a fiery paper bag on your doorstep.

*inserts annoying things!* >:(
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

FataliOmega

You get a semester project.

*inserts little green men*

I don't debate, I ramble with STYLE!

koko_99_2001

You get little army men.

Hey, didn't that already happen?? Machine is making duplicates ::)

*inserts barbeque chips*
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Catherine DaCosta

angel0fmus1c

You get a barbeque.

*inserts FireFox*
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

Who needs drugs? I go broke buying books.

"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more luck I have." -- Thomas Jefferson

Delling

You get a fox on fire...::) the ironic Magical Soda Machine returns to continue its rein of terror *would insert rein of terror but expects that he would get terror rain back*

*inserts ThunderBird* Let's see what it does with this.
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Nebel

You get Lady Penelope

*inserts lightsabre*
Owls are made out of the bits left over when they make toilet seats!

tessspoon

You get the fake one Jeff was waving around in Carpenter lab yesterday...

*inserts this post but translated into binary* :P

Delling

You get it back in hexadecimal... now the soda machine's just being a jerk. :P

*inserts a lesson*
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

PirateKingChris

You get a sheep that is 3/4 shaved. (Get it, less on?)

*inserts smacks*

"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

tessspoon

Quote from: PirateKingChris on April 15, 2008, 02:47:48 PM
You get a sheep that is 3/4 shaved. (Get it, less on?)
*short drumroll followed by a cymbal crash plays* :P

You get a frog.

*inserts a dead battery, two pieces of wire, and a piece of foil*

Dangling

You get a nifty hat to protect you from the aliens while simultaneously electrocuting you to death.  current > 100mA =  :no:

*You insert the hammer brother shaped disco dancing robot of mass destruction (what I named my senior design project)*

Delling

You get... an explosion of Mario characters!

*inserts Sonic*
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

FataliOmega

You get Knuckles (tm.)

*inserts April 15th*

I don't debate, I ramble with STYLE!

koko_99_2001

You get a tax refund :P

*inserts flowers*
<3 Happily married to FataliOmega since July 11, 2009 <3

The Unofficial The Silver Lining Official Sarcasm Cleaner Upper :cat:

Catherine DaCosta

Tage7

You get a basket of goodies.

*inserts 4 turtles*