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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1640 on: April 15, 2008, 06:51:59 AM »
The machine becomes violently ill and pukes everywhere.  :X

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1641 on: April 15, 2008, 08:04:50 AM »
The machine gets better.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1642 on: April 15, 2008, 08:49:37 AM »
The machine farts :O

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1643 on: April 15, 2008, 08:57:42 AM »
You get a dial tone...

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1644 on: April 15, 2008, 09:22:13 AM »
You receive a beautiful acrylic portrait of yourself.

*Fumbles a mysterious brown paper bag, which falls into the machine*
All that is gold does not glitter
Not all who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not touched by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king


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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1645 on: April 15, 2008, 09:31:00 AM »
You get a fiery paper bag on your doorstep.

*inserts annoying things!* >:(
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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1646 on: April 15, 2008, 10:00:11 AM »
You get a semester project.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1647 on: April 15, 2008, 10:18:04 AM »
You get little army men.

Hey, didn't that already happen?? Machine is making duplicates ::)

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1648 on: April 15, 2008, 12:45:10 PM »
You get a barbeque.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1649 on: April 15, 2008, 02:17:54 PM »
You get a fox on fire...::) the ironic Magical Soda Machine returns to continue its rein of terror *would insert rein of terror but expects that he would get terror rain back*

*inserts ThunderBird* Let's see what it does with this.
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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1650 on: April 15, 2008, 02:20:34 PM »
You get Lady Penelope

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1651 on: April 15, 2008, 02:37:25 PM »
You get the fake one Jeff was waving around in Carpenter lab yesterday...

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1652 on: April 15, 2008, 02:41:29 PM »
You get it back in hexadecimal... now the soda machine's just being a jerk. :P

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1653 on: April 15, 2008, 02:47:48 PM »
You get a sheep that is 3/4 shaved. (Get it, less on?)

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1654 on: April 15, 2008, 02:51:10 PM »
You get a sheep that is 3/4 shaved. (Get it, less on?)
*short drumroll followed by a cymbal crash plays* :P

You get a frog.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1655 on: April 15, 2008, 03:06:05 PM »
You get a nifty hat to protect you from the aliens while simultaneously electrocuting you to death.  current > 100mA =  :no:

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1656 on: April 15, 2008, 04:50:27 PM »
You get... an explosion of Mario characters!

*inserts Sonic*
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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1657 on: April 15, 2008, 04:52:32 PM »
You get Knuckles (tm.)

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1658 on: April 15, 2008, 05:22:05 PM »
You get a tax refund :P

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1659 on: April 15, 2008, 05:51:28 PM »
You get a basket of goodies.

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