Magical Soda Machine

[PirateKingChris]

You get a crappy plastic car cereal prize.

*inserts ignorance*

[Delling]

You get bliss... followed shortly by a blow to the head... (ignorance is bliss... until the things that you're ignorant of catch up to you)

*inserts Dicaeopolis*

[Dangling]

You get NAFTA and a shriveled up fruit back.

*You insert your heart and soul*

[PirateKingChris]

The Devil pops out of the machine! 

*inserts Hellboy*

[Dangling]

Hot and sexy Dark Angel pops out!

*You insert a mushroom*

[Suzie]

You get a giant Mario

*you insert sorrow and despair*

[PirateKingChris]

You get the fall of Gandalf.

*inserts Sean Bean*

[Yonkey]

You get Mr. Bean.

*inserts hot chocolate*

[Delling]

You get marshmallows!

*inserts fudge*

[tessspoon]

You get the ingredients for fudge.

*inserts sandals*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a pair of old shoes.

*inserts a pizza*

[Suzie]

You get an empty pizza box

*inserts castle*

[Deloria]

Don't you dare. *moves into castle*

*inserts the Order of the Elephant*

[Dangling]

You get the elephant man but with a wand!

*You insert a quark*

[Suzie]

You get a proton

*inserts Edward III of England*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a miniature castle.

*inserts broken internet*

[Delling]

*You insert a quark*

Actually, you get me wondering how you managed to isolate one...


You get working internet.

*inserts a bunch of cables*

[Suzie]

You get a cable company

*inserts awesomeness*

[Delling]

You get differential equations involving the Hubble parameter.

*inserts posting out of turn*

[Dangling]

You get your posting rights revoked and grounded for a month!

*Inserts a picture of Ariel (The Little Mermaid) *