How to spoil a wish

[icarus]

a new game:
first you spoil the wish from the last poster in this topic. After that do a new wish.

to prevent extreme spamming wait till 4 other members have posted in this topic.

  no wish to spoil for me so here's my wish:

I wish it only rained when I'm asleep.

[Rosella]

Wish granted. Now everytime you go to sleep you're woken up by POURING rain.

I wish I had a giiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaant cookie!

[koko_99_2001]

Ahhh, time to grant the wish. *brings in a GIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAANT holding a cookie*


I wish for a fluffy kitty cat.

[PirateKingChris]

Wish granted! *hands you a cat so full of fluff you can see no part of it's body including it's face*

I wish for the tastiest beef steak on earth!

[hercrabbiness]

Wish granted! (incidentally, it is also the smallest steak in the world)

I wish for world peace. (Ha! Try and spoil THAT! You CAN'T, can you? Ha ha! AHAHAHA! )

[Delling]

*cracks knuckles* All right. You get world peace. The nations of the world dismantle their war machines. Everything's going ok... until the aliens long predicted by science fiction arrive (it took them a while since this isn't science fantasy, and thus they couldn't travel faster than light). Aliens attack: everybody dies.

I wish for a monkey... not a nuclear monkey, not even a monkey in my general vicinity, I simply wish that a monkey would now exist which did not before... preferrably it can come into being however you choose in South America.

There. Ruin that!

[tessspoon]

Wish granted! A monkey instantly appears in South American. Unfortunately, it appeared in a river and drowned.

I wish for the next episode of Kyle XY.

[PirateKingChris]

Granted! The show is then canceled after that episode.

I wish for a room full of gold coins!

[koko_99_2001]

You get a room that is locked and full of gold coins...in Yemen.


I wish for time with Merlin.

[hercrabbiness]

The prison guards make an exception and let you two stay together. Your wish has been granted!

I wish for another day so that I may finish my costume.

[awesomeasapossum]

You get another day. Unfortunately, this is a GROUNDHOG day and it keeps repeating over and over so really you're costume's never finished. (On the otherhand, you can't die!)


I wish TSL comes out soon.


HA! RUIN THAT!

[Delling]

Wish granted! A monkey instantly appears in South American. Unfortunately, it appeared in a river and drowned.

I wish for the next episode of Kyle XY.

Ha! But the monkey still existed; thus, my wish was fulfilled without being spoiled.

Well, that's fairly easy AAAP: TSL comes out soon; however, you can't play it because... because your computer is incompatible and... and the server's down... and your browser keeps crashing... in this way, and only this way, will TSL come out soon.

I wish... I wish for purple to have a word which rhymes with it.

[koko_99_2001]

Purple is officially renamed as violet, and law says you are put to death for calling it purple. And this link shows there are words that rhyme


I wish that Kelsey's computer would stop deleting her homework.

[PirateKingChris]

Kelsey's computer deletes EVERYTHING but the homework.

I wish I weren't so hot.

[Rosella]

You make it much too easy. Wish granted, but you are now, unfortunately, a human icicle.

I wish I had Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and I could read it and remember it afterwards.

[Gilgamesh]

you get the book, but when you opened it it catched fire and the ashes are the only thing that's left of it.
Keep the ashes of the book in you memory.

I wish I got a unicorn that I could ride on.

[awesomeasapossum]

You get a unicorn and ride on it but unfortuantely it bucks you onto it's horn which impales you and you are injured for life.

[koko_99_2001]

pssst...wat's your wish?