It's the Szlachcic(anka) wannbe club!

[Petra Rocks]

 Because the word Szlachcic (Polish nobleman) is so much fun to say, Deloria and I are starting the The Szlachcic(anka) wannabe club, to give us all an excuse to say it more often.  So feel free to fill out our little questionnaire and consider yourself a member of the Szlachcic wannabe club. 

1. Why is it illegal for peasants to hunt boars, but not for them to paint funny faces on their backs?

2. How many horses could a hussar hose if a hussar could hose horses?

3. What is the legal penalty for a peasant who puts a note saying "shoot me turks!" on the back of your armour while polishing it?

4. What is the importance of the Khmelnytskyi Uprising?

6. Why does the grain go to Danzig?

7. Why do we have eagle wings on the back of our armour?

8  Do my eagle wings look silly?

9. What year did the Union of Lublin take place

10 Do you enjoy saying Szlachcic?

11. Can you say Szlachcic over ten times fast?

12. Do Poles pole their boats? If so, are the boats Polish or poled?

13. What was your answer to question 5?

14 Did you look back to see what your answer to question 5 was?

15. Can you say your name in Polish?

16. How much chic could a Szlachcic catch if a Szlachcic could catch chic?

17.  Why do we use spears 16 feet long?

18. What puts the Jag in Jagiellon?

[Deloria]

*joins and adds to signature*

[Delling]

*joins*

1. Why is it illegal for peasants to hunt boars, but not for them to paint funny faces on their backs?
Hunting boars would decrease the number of boars the nobles could catch and kill, but painting faces on the boars backs makes it that much more amusing for the hunters to catch and kill them.


2. How many horses could a hussar hose if a hussar could hose horses?
42

3. What is the legal penalty for a peasant who puts a note saying "shoot me turks!" on the back of your armour while polishing it?
  probably wearing the armor into battle 

4. What is the importance of the Khmelnytskyi Uprising?
*wikis*

6. Why does the grain go to Danzig?
because to get to Upzig would require going against the current

7. Why do we have eagle wings on the back of our armour?
too much redbull

8  Do my eagle wings look silly?
no

9. What year did the Union of Lublin take place
*wikis*

10 Do you enjoy saying Szlachcic?
yes... in the like three variations I'm using until I bother to look up Polish phonology

11. Can you say Szlachcic over ten times fast?
yes, "Szlachcic ten times fast"

12. Do Poles pole their boats? If so, are the boats Polish or poled?
poled Pole boats are most definitely Polish; however, Pole poled boats while poled needn't be polished

13. What was your answer to question 5?
there is no question 5; ergo I have no answer and thus Ø

14 Did you look back to see what your answer to question 5 was?
...maybe... I'll never tell

15. Can you say your name in Polish?
... again... I'll have to bother to look up Polish phonology... but my gut says maybe...

16. How much chic could a Szlachcic catch if a Szlachcic could catch chic?
a Szlachcic would catch Ø because he is not Szlachic

17.  Why do we use spears 16 feet long?
anyway I darn well please with a torque arm that long

18. What puts the Jag in Jagiellon?
The Germans?

[Rosella]

1. Why is it illegal for peasants to hunt boars, but not for them to paint funny faces on their backs?
Because the funny faces raise morale!

2. How many horses could a hussar hose if a hussar could hose horses?
42--Hey! I had this answer before I read Delling's post!

3. What is the legal penalty for a peasant who puts a note saying "shoot me turks!" on the back of your armour while polishing it?
They have to listen to Justin Timberlake...honest.

4. What is the importance of the Khmelnytskyi Uprising?
It's ALMOST as fun to say as Szlachcic. XP

6. Why does the grain go to Danzig?
Grain likes dansing!

7. Why do we have eagle wings on the back of our armour?
I CAN FLY I CAN FLY I CAN--*splat*

8  Do my eagle wings look silly?
Er...No! Of course not!

9. What year did the Union of Lublin take place
In 1492, Columbus sailed the oc--Waaaaait...

10 Do you enjoy saying Szlachcic?
Yesh.

11. Can you say Szlachcic over ten times fast?
No.

12. Do Poles pole their boats? If so, are the boats Polish or poled?
Left

13. What was your answer to question 5?
"Please leave all overcoats, canes, and tophats with the doorman. From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed."

14 Did you look back to see what your answer to question 5 was?
....Maybe...

15. Can you say your name in Polish?
Kerishi! No, wait, that's Japanese.

16. How much chic could a Szlachcic catch if a Szlachcic could catch chic?
I can't even pronounce this, so I'm not sure.

17.  Why do we use spears 16 feet long?
Because the amount of people in this club (3) multiplied by the number of letters in my name (6) minus 2 (The only even number that's also prime) is 16. Duh.

18. What puts the Jag in Jagiellon?
Oh, obviously, that was me.

[Pacman928]

1. Why is it illegal for peasants to hunt boars, but not for them to paint funny faces on their backs?
because funny is fun and not funny is bad

2. How many horses could a hussar hose if a hussar could hose horses?
7.285.  i tried

3. What is the legal penalty for a peasant who puts a note saying "shoot me turks!" on the back of your armour while polishing it?
to each 9th grade algebra for the rest of their life

4. What is the importance of the Khmelnytskyi Uprising?
it showed people that spam isnt really meat

6. Why does the grain go to Danzig?
it doesnt.  it goes to the mill

7. Why do we have eagle wings on the back of our armour?
because people wish they could fly so they daydream in the middle of battle

8  Do my eagle wings look silly?
yes.  take them off your nose

9. What year did the Union of Lublin take place
the year of the monkey

10 Do you enjoy saying Szlachcic?
no.  it makes me want to eat fish

11. Can you say Szlachcic over ten times fast?
yes. "szlachcic over ten times fast"

12. Do Poles pole their boats? If so, are the boats Polish or poled?
the polish play pool and the poles are where santa lives

13. What was your answer to question 5?
my mother was a hamster and my father was a nun

14 Did you look back to see what your answer to question 5 was?
yes.  and then i killed it

15. Can you say your name in Polish?
michael.  i am polish

16. How much chic could a Szlachcic catch if a Szlachcic could catch chic?
yes

17.  Why do we use spears 16 feet long?
if they were any longer, we couldnt walk

18. What puts the Jag in Jagiellon?
banana pudding

[Petra Rocks]

Thanks to all who took the test.  Here are my answers, hopefulyl they amuse. 

 1. Why is it illegal for peasants to hunt boars, but not for them to paint funny faces on their backs?

Because the scribe couldn't spell "funny faces", so he left that part blank. :raf:

2. How many horses could a hussar hose if a hussar could hose horses?

 Depends on how big the hose is. 

3. What is the legal penalty for a peasant who puts a note saying "shoot me turks!" on the back of your armour while polishing it?

  syesdferwedf. Defining in it up the lord ofthe manor.

4. What is the importance of the Khmelnytskyi Uprising?

 It made the Cossaks the Dnieper bend yell thingemhoosit!

6. Why does the grain go to Danzig?

 Thats where the Hanse Merchants are.

7. Why do we have eagle wings on the back of our armour?

 So out horses don't get jealous of the eagles.

8  Do my eagle wings look silly?

 Of course not, dear

9. What year did the Union of Lublin take place

 1572 or 1571, I can't remember.

10 Do you enjoy saying Szlachcic?

 Of course

11. Can you say Szlachcic over ten times fast?

 Yes

12. Do Poles pole their boats? If so, are the boats Polish or poled?

 Whether they are Polished is up to the owner. But a pole boat is a poled boatm there is no denying.

13. What was your answer to question 5?

 I refuse to answer this question as it is against my religious principles.

14 Did you look back to see what your answer to question 5 was?

 See above.

15. Can you say your name in Polish?

 Yes. Spelling it might he harder.

16. How much chic could a Szlachcic catch if a Szlachcic could catch chic?

 But he can't

17.  Why do we use spears 16 feet long?

 Because they can scrath the backs of people 10 ranks up

18. What puts the Jag in Jagiellon?

 Jagular.

[Say]

HAhaha... wow...

This thread couldn't fit any better but over here in Haven haha
you crazeh kids...

[Deloria]

1. Why is it illegal for peasants to hunt boars, but not for them to paint funny faces on their backs?
Because hunting is the pursuit of nobles, whereas painting funny faces on boars is not.

2. How many horses could a hussar hose if a hussar could hose horses?
If he only could, then we would all know.

3. What is the legal penalty for a peasant who puts a note saying "shoot me turks!" on the back of your armour while polishing it?
He gets arrested by the grammar police for his lack of punctuation and capitalisation.

4. What is the importance of the Khmelnytskyi Uprising?
It made the Poles reorganise their army!

6. Why does the grain go to Danzig?
It goes to Gdansk!

7. Why do we have eagle wings on the back of our armour?
To look majestic and inspire awe (...and also to scare enemy horses),

8  Do my eagle wings look silly?
No, they look incredible.

9. What year did the Union of Lublin take place
1569, I think.

10 Do you enjoy saying Szlachcic?
Yes.

11. Can you say Szlachcic over ten times fast?
I  can try.

12. Do Poles pole their boats? If so, are the boats Polish or poled?
The Polish boats are polished and poled.

13. What was your answer to question 5?
What answer?

14 Did you look back to see what your answer to question 5 was?
Nope.

15. Can you say your name in Polish?
Yes. I can even type it. Katarzyna.

16. How much chic could a Szlachcic catch if a Szlachcic could catch chic?
454.

17.  Why do we use spears 16 feet long?
I freely forbid to answer this.

18. What puts the Jag in Jagiellon?
The house of Gediminas.