1. Why is it illegal for peasants to hunt boars, but not for them to paint funny faces on their backs?
Because the funny faces raise morale!

2. How many horses could a hussar hose if a hussar could hose horses?
42--Hey! I had this answer before I read Delling's post!

3. What is the legal penalty for a peasant who puts a note saying "shoot me turks!" on the back of your armour while polishing it?
They have to listen to Justin Timberlake...honest.

4. What is the importance of the Khmelnytskyi Uprising?
It's ALMOST as fun to say as Szlachcic. XP
6. Why does the grain go to Danzig?
Grain likes dansing!

7. Why do we have eagle wings on the back of our armour?
I CAN FLY I CAN FLY I CAN--*splat*
8 Do my eagle wings look silly?
Er...No! Of course not!

9. What year did the Union of Lublin take place
In 1492, Columbus sailed the oc--Waaaaait...
10 Do you enjoy saying Szlachcic?
Yesh.

11. Can you say Szlachcic over ten times fast?
No.

12. Do Poles pole their boats? If so, are the boats Polish or poled?
Left
13. What was your answer to question 5?
"Please leave all overcoats, canes, and tophats with the doorman. From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed."
14 Did you look back to see what your answer to question 5 was?
....Maybe...
15. Can you say your name in Polish?
Kerishi! No, wait, that's Japanese.
16. How much chic could a Szlachcic catch if a Szlachcic could catch chic?
I can't even pronounce this, so I'm not sure.

17. Why do we use spears 16 feet long?
Because the amount of people in this club (3) multiplied by the number of letters in my name (6) minus 2 (The only even number that's also prime) is 16. Duh.

18. What puts the Jag in Jagiellon?
Oh, obviously, that was me.
