I went as Indiana Jones. A few years ago I went as King Graham and
everybody was like, "Are you Peter Pan?" "Are you a knight?" "Robin Hood with a red shirt?"
Me: "Nope, I'm King Graham!"
Them: "Huh?"
"Don't worry, Mary-Anne, Halloween isn't how it was when we were young'ns."
Me:

Them: *shut door*
21 MINUTES LATER
Me: *rings doorbell*
Them: "Hello there!"
Me: "Trick or treat!"
Them: "Just take two....what are you, Peter Pan with a red shirt?"
Me: ".....Yeah, we didn't have any green ones....

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