The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Suzie]

The machine sneezes! (It's allergic )

*inserts Christmas*

[Delling]

You get yuletide carols.

*inserts "THE ELECTION'S ALMOST OVER"*

*has wanted this thing to be done and over with for about 2 years now *

[PirateKingChris]

You and me both!

You get a candidate button.

*inserts Skeleton Bob*

[snabbott]

You get the British Bob Skeleton Association

*Inserts tiredness  *

[Yonkey]

You get a good night's sleep.

*inserts Aspirin*

[Gilgamesh]

you get an headage

*inserts a wooden leg*

[snabbott]

You get a pirate!

*Inserts leftovers*

[Elessar]

You get them back again... and again... and again... plus a fruitcake.

*Deposits a bank safety box*

[Suzie]

You get a key!

*inserts a music box*

[snabbott]

You get a box of sheet music.

*Inserts HTML*

[Elessar]

The machine automatically converts it to XHTML with CSS for faster loading!

*Drops in a toothpick*

[PirateKingChris]

You get piece of food that was stuck in your teeth.

*inserts a sneeze guard*

[snabbott]

You get an un-sneezed-on salad

*Inserts flux capacitor*

[Yonkey]

You get a DeLorean!

*inserts Deloria*

[Elessar]

You get a 15th century castle.

*Tosses in a cumberbund*

[Suzie]

You get a British military officer

*inserts a dragon*

[PirateKingChris]

The machine releases a cloud of smoke.

*inserts grumbling stomach*

[Deloria]

You get a DeLorean!

*inserts Deloria*

It's pretty in here. A kaleidoscope of colours, shinies and...mildly disturbing things moving...

[tessspoon]

You get a DeLorean!

*inserts Deloria*

It's pretty in here. A kaleidoscope of colours, shinies and...mildly disturbing things moving...

You get the rest of my fried chicken and french fries. (They always give me way more than I can eat )

*inserts plane ticket to LAX*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a jetliner.

*inserts pizza craving*