The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[atec123]

You get a empty can
*inserts a laptop*

[tessspoon]

You get a laptop battery.

*inserts a whale*

[snabbott]

You get Rosella!

*inserts Laura Bow*

[atec123]

You get a old computer that barely runs it!

*inserts César**

[Yonkey]

You get a César chicken wrap.

*inserts knowledge*

[PirateKingChris]

You get wisdom.

*inserts asterisk*

[Nebel]

You get Obelisk!

*inserts remote control*

[snabbott]

You get a TV from before they invented remote controls!

*inserts F. Scott Fitzgerald*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a pile of short stories.

*inserts thigh highs*

[Suzie]

You get hotpants

*inserts a pegleg*

[snabbott]

You get a pirate! 

*inserts UNIX*

[Yonkey]

You get a penguin!

*inserts Apple*

[Suzie]

You get a cult of blinded Apple-worshippers

*inserts good ol' Microsoft*

[Elessar]

*inserts asterisk*

You get Obelisk!

I love those comics! I always used to read them when I went to the library. I'll have to go back soon and read them again, it's been too long...


The machine freezes during the insertion, and the display shows the BSOD.

*Drops in a parachute*

[snabbott]

You get a pair of chutes.

*inserts adamantium*

[Deloria]

*inserts asterisk*

You get Obelisk!

I love those comics! I always used to read them when I went to the library. I'll have to go back soon and read them again, it's been too long...

The less serious students get to read those comics in class, if they're in French/English.

[Suzie]

You get a suit of armour

*inserts a sunflower*

[Nebel]

You get good old Vincent! (van Gogh)

*inserts pond*

[Delling]

You get the farm! (to which I'm not going b/c I have to write 9 pages by Monday...)

*inserts the one page of the paper that he's written thus far*

[snabbott]

The machine says it's no good and tells you to start over!

*inserts lolcat*