The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Suzie]

You get loldog

*inserts the fabric of time and space*

[Yonkey]

You get one pretty pissed off seamstress!

*inserts credit card*

[PirateKingChris]

You get overcharged and bad credit.

*inserts pea soup*

[Suzie]

You get a fly!

*inserts a pirate ship*

[tessspoon]

You get the Winged One

*inserts physics lab*

[Delling]

You get an explosion.

Next time, don't put the supercooled stuff so close to the superheated stuff.


*inserts cat wearing a cone*

[PirateKingChris]

You get ice cream full of cat hair.

*inserts a fake severed foot*

[snabbott]

You get a REAL severed foot! 

*inserts morning*

[Suzie]

You get night

*inserts a sword*

[Yonkey]

You get Excalibur.

*inserts slingshot*

[Delling]

You get a dead giant and fewer points in KQ1.

*inserts flash drive*

[Suzie]

The machine takes your picture.. ha ha

*inserts Reba McEntire*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a read headed stepdaughter.

*inserts oxygen tank*

[atec123]

You get free oxygen!

*inserts one gold coin to see Madam Mushka*

[snabbott]

The machine makes a strange beeping noise, and a card pops out:

     We're sorry. The psychic you have dialed has been
     disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel
      you have reached this message in error, please
      insert another gold coin and try again.

*inserts fluffy pillows*

[Yonkey]

You get deja vu!  (This is like the 2nd or 3rd time I got fluffy pillows! )

*inserts bottled water*

[Suzie]

You get a bottle of tap water

*inserts a ray of sunshine*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Madam Mim (She "Hates sunshine....haaaaaaaaates sunshine!")

*inserts runny nose*

[Nebel]

You get a walking ear

*inserts itch*

[snabbott]

You get a scratch.

*inserts ether*