The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Suzie]

You get apple pie!

*inserts cheesecake*

[PirateKingChris]

The machine gets very full and doesn't take the whole piece and gives you half of it back.

*inserts burnt tongue from drinking hot coffee too quick so he could drive home late last night without passing out*

[Yonkey]

You get a numb tongue.

*inserts a clock*

[snabbott]

You get a time bomb! 

*inserts Christmas ornament*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a newyear ornament.

*inserts needles*

[Suzie]

You get a drug-addicted Machine!

*inserts a dog*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a rubber chew toy.

*inserts cat claws*

[Yonkey]

You get bear claws.

*inserts leftover turkey*

[Suzie]

You get food poisoning!

*inserts a magical wand*

[snabbott]

You get Harry Potter!

*inserts random words*

[Gilgamesh]

you get scrambled words.

*inserts order for firework*

[PirateKingChris]

You get one sparkler

*inserts The Tales of Beetle the Bard*

[Suzie]

The Machine starts doing Karaoke

*inserts the entire multiverse*

[snabbott]

*inserts The Tales of Beetle the Bard*

The Machine starts doing Karaoke

I don't get it.

You get several miniverses

*inserts Ladle Rat Rotten Hut*

[Suzie]

*inserts The Tales of Beetle the Bard*

The Machine starts doing Karaoke

I don't get it.

You know.. a bard.. sings?.. I thought it was funny at the time I wrote it but maybe it's just confusing to everyone but me.

[PirateKingChris]

You get Little Red Riding Hood.

*inserts leftovers from Xmas*

[atec123]

You get Thanksgiving!
*inserts my 2nd copy of Tales of Beddle the Bard*

[Suzie]

The machine writes a song about you!

*inserts frustration and annoyance*

[Yonkey]

You get it right back.  How unexpected.

*inserts crayons*

[PirateKingChris]

*hands Merlin a link* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tales_of_Beedle_the_Bard   

You get colored pencils.

*inserts smelling salts*