The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Delling]

You get honey soda.

*inserts toothpaste*

[Suzie]

You get toothpaste soda... wtf.

*inserts frustrating game*

[atec123]

You get toothpaste soda... wtf.

lol, I want to see that!

You get a non-frustrating game

*inserts Additional Options...*

[PirateKingChris]

You get an error and one of those boxing gloves on a spring smashing you in the face.

*inserts himself*

[Yonkey]

You get PK'd!

*inserts leek soup*

[Suzie]

The machine doesn't know what that is and gives you l33t soup instead

*inserts mittens*

[atec123]

You get a cat

*inserts XD*

[Yonkey]

You get !

*inserts 1 tablespoon of butter*

[night-owl]

You get Buttercup. "Someone called?" 

*Inserts a changeling's comb*

[atec123]

the machine combs it's hair

*inserts :cesar: *

[Suzie]

You get :raf:

*inserts dark matter*

[night-owl]

You get a vampire.

*Inserts four-leaf clover*

[Yonkey]

You get lucky.

*inserts headphones*

[Suzie]

You get cordless headphones!

*inserts a magical land of wondrous things*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a tomato that yells at you.   

*inserts weird tasting vanilla yogurt*

[night-owl]

you get a confused yeti that mistakes you for its life mate   

*Inserts fair field full of folk*

[Delling]

You get an empty field devoid of folk. Whatever could have happened to them?

*inserts a miniature detective to find out*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a miniaturized Tex Murphy.

*inserts pale skin*

[atec123]

you get a vampire

*inserts my house* (post-fire)

[PirateKingChris]

(not my turn but) Fire?!