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Started by tessspoon, October 11, 2008, 03:15:44 PM

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Nebel

BANG! Everyone now does that, but that's the only thing they use correctly :D

I wish my tattoo would stop itching!
Owls are made out of the bits left over when they make toilet seats!

Seymour

Pow, your tatto disapears, i wish i could find a pair of scissors (for coursework ofcourse, incase anyone got any ideas).
You know what they say about people who always change their minds, they never commit suicide.

tessspoon

WHAP! You find a pair of scissors, but they're so dull you can't use them to cut anything.

I wish I could figure out this programming bug in my game.

PirateKingChris

ZUIT! You find a bug, but it causes 39 more bugs to pop up.

I wish time didn't fly by so quickly...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

atec123

DZSHHOOM! Time now goes so slow, that the equivalent to a day, is now a second :P

I wish I coud drive..
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People say, when they see us:
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tessspoon

FWAM! You can now drive... a golf cart.

I wish my watch didn't need a new battery...

Yonkey

KERBLAM!  Your watch now has a new battery, but the wristband is broken so it never stays on your arm.

I wish it doesn't rain tomorrow, like it did all day today...
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

PirateKingChris

SOAK! It doesn't rain, but it becomes so foggy no one can leave their houses.

I wish it was a bit later...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Nebel

BANG! It's now July 23rd 2034.

I wish it was sunny outside.
Owls are made out of the bits left over when they make toilet seats!

Suzie

POOF! It's now sunny but it's so hot that you can't go outside :suffer:

I wish I had candy


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

PirateKingChris

CLOP! A pile of half melted Skittles and peanut butter cups which have mixed together falls on you.

I wish I had some Mcdonald's fries...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

snabbott

VROOM! You have some McDonalds fries, but they're cold and soggy.  :X

I wish the snow would go away!

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

tessspoon

WHIM! The snow goes away, but returns again the following night.

I wish I had some ice water...

Yonkey

SHROOM!  You now have ice water, but the water was originally so hot that it's really just room temperature.

I wish I didn't have to leave tomorrow...
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

PirateKingChris

GLAM! You don't have to, you have to leave RIGHT NOW!

I wish I'd been in the mood to watch Prince Caspian earlier...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Suzie

GORF! You were in the mood to watch it earlier, but by then it hadn't hit theaters yet! :suffer:

I wish I had absolute power :P


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

snabbott

SPLORSH! You have absolute power but an itty bitty living space! (A genie's lamp) :suffer:

I wish I could teleport instantly to wherever I'm going.

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Nebel

BANG! You teleported, but you didn't notice the fly inside the teleporter  :o

I wish I knew what people thought
Owls are made out of the bits left over when they make toilet seats!

Yonkey

POW!  You now know what everyone around you is thinking... but you can no longer hear your own thoughts!

I wish Christmas would get here sooner.
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

tessspoon

SWAPS! Christmas is tomorrow, but you don't get anything you want!

I wish I didn't have a test in class today...