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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #160 on: December 03, 2008, 11:40:46 AM »
MARP! You don't have any tests today but instead have 10 tomorrow! XD

I wish my computer would behave


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #161 on: December 03, 2008, 02:22:46 PM »
FLOP! Your computer comes to life and acts like a dog, but when it goes to sit, it sits too hard and breaks!

I wish more shows I like would be on TV tonight...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #162 on: December 03, 2008, 02:27:18 PM »
Yoip, the very best episodes of your favourite t.v programs are on tonight, but your t.v explodes just as you turn it on.

In wish it was the weekend.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #163 on: December 03, 2008, 06:46:39 PM »
KLEEMB! It is now Sunday night at 11:59.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #164 on: December 03, 2008, 07:23:43 PM »
GLAMMOSHKA!  Tthere's world peacce for 0.0000142 seconds
I wish that I could afford 3ds max.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #165 on: December 03, 2008, 08:03:41 PM »
FWAP! You can now afford it, but it won't install once you buy it.

I wish I was back at my apartment already. :P

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #166 on: December 03, 2008, 08:05:37 PM »
xyzzy! You're at your apartment, but it's time to leave again!

I wish my wife were home.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #167 on: December 03, 2008, 09:55:56 PM »
WARP!  Your wife is now home but doesn't want to be disturbed.

I wish I could shed a few pounds before the holidays start...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #168 on: December 03, 2008, 10:34:29 PM »
PLOOF! Your feet disappear.

I wish I had some hot chocolate, white hot chocolate...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #169 on: December 04, 2008, 04:56:47 AM »
ZORP! You now have white hot chocolate, but you just spilled it on the floor.

I wish I could eat anything without gaining weight.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #170 on: December 04, 2008, 06:42:44 AM »
SHAPOW! No matter how much you eat, you LOSE weight, until you waste away to nothing.  :o :(

I wish it weren't almost time to leave for work.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #171 on: December 04, 2008, 06:50:01 AM »
POW! It's no longer almost time for work, but you get frozen in time instead! :suffer:

I wish I had something good to eat


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #172 on: December 04, 2008, 10:16:17 AM »
kerandomnoisewhichhasnorelativetytomagi c, your favourite food appears right in front of you, but its 20 years expired.

I wish i had no coursework
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #173 on: December 04, 2008, 02:13:21 PM »
BLEMP! You have no coursework, but your house instantly becomes dirty thus you have housework.

I wish it wouldn't get dark so early...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #174 on: December 06, 2008, 06:32:31 AM »
YORP! It doesn't get dark so early.. in fact it doesn't ever get dark again :suffer:

I wish life could be simple XD


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #175 on: December 06, 2008, 07:21:57 AM »
BANG! Life is now simple, but very very very boring.

I wish my order would arrive :D
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #176 on: December 06, 2008, 09:41:58 AM »
whimper You're order arrives... however, the company you ordered from got it wrong! :(

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #177 on: December 06, 2008, 11:58:50 AM »
GARF! You get done with your paper but then it spontaniously bursts into flames!

I wish drunk people outside would stop yelling


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #178 on: December 06, 2008, 12:28:27 PM »
BWACK! They stop yelling, and start Singing really annoying music REALLY LOUD!
I wish I could make a funny flash animation.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #179 on: December 06, 2008, 12:38:52 PM »
POW!  You've now made the word "funny" animate back and forth in Flash.

I wish the oil change doesn't take too long...
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