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Started by tessspoon, October 11, 2008, 03:15:44 PM

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snabbott

SHOOP! Santa is real, but he doesn't give you anything because you have been naughty.

I wish my work were done.

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Yonkey

LUAU! Your work is now done, but not done correctly.  You now have to redo it all.

I wish the malls weren't so insane at this time of year...
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Delling

SNAP! Crazy gets redefined: it now excludes the malls but includes you. :P (The snap was the straightjacket :P)

I wish... I wish I weren't in Dixie :P
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Suzie

FROP! You're no longer in Dixie but instead in the middle of an ocean :suffer:

I wish it would stop raining


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

snabbott

BRRRR! The rain changes to ice!

I wish my wife had forgotten to wind the clock (at least the chiming part)!

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

PirateKingChris

CLOINK! She forgets to wind the clock but never remembers to do anything ever again.

I wish I had more time and money for shopping for Xmas...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Yonkey

XENA!  You now have more time and money to shop, but everything you want is out-of-stock until 2009.

I wish that I will be able to get a good night's sleep tonight...
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Nebel

ZOOT! You are able to get a good night's sleep tonight, but the only person that can give it to you lives on the other side of the world!

I wish my hair would be awesome forever


Quote from: Yonkey on December 14, 2008, 09:00:29 PM
XENA!

XD
Owls are made out of the bits left over when they make toilet seats!

Suzie

DERB! Your hair looks awesome forever but falls off and runs away :suffer:

I wish I had x-ray vision ;D


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

atec123

POIUYTREWQ!  You have x ray vision, but you can't see more than 1 foot away!

*I wish I had a better computer*
Official maintainer of TSL in linux via Wine. TSL AppDB page
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We are the Defenders of Jazz Ballet
People say, when they see us:
Hey, folks! It's the Saviours of Jazz Ballet
Fearless heroes of kick and spin

Nebel

QUETZALCOATL! You now have a superdupercomputer, but it only knows Japanese and you don't, so you have no idea how to use it!

*I wish chocolate had lots of vitamins and didn't make you fat and still tasted awesome*
Owls are made out of the bits left over when they make toilet seats!

Suzie

GORF! Chocolate now has and does that but every store is out of it! :(

I wish things cost less


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

PirateKingChris

DOP! Everything is now cheaper everywhere but it destroys the world's economy.

I wish dinner were ready now...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Yonkey

DING!  Dinner's ready!  Unfortunately, you had the oven too high and now it's all burnt. :-\

I wish I had taken more sugarplum cookies (they were delicious!)...
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Suzie

ZOINK! You turn into a sugarplum cookie yourself from eating so many. XB

I wish I wasn't bored


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

Nebel

PAPAPAAAAM! You're not bored anymore, because you have to make all the exams & essays of everyone on this forum and you also have to do every member's job!

I wish I could just connect my brain to my pc and transfer information fast & easily.
Owls are made out of the bits left over when they make toilet seats!

PirateKingChris

SNIP! Your computer takes all the information from your brain leaving you sitting there staring and drooling.

I wish I didn't have to go out...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Suzie

GONG! You no longer have to go out but get trapped in your home for a whole year! :suffer:

I wish I could sing XD


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

Yonkey

TADA!  You can now sing ...the alphabet! ;P

I wish I could get the thing I'm working on at work to actually work! :furious:

"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Gilgamesh

WHoop, now it works, but it does it the opposite way it should do it.

I wish everyone can use magic.
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.