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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #420 on: August 05, 2009, 01:19:21 AM »
KRUNCH! One arrives so fast it smashes through a window and out another one.

I wish I were in Vegas already.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #421 on: August 05, 2009, 04:35:12 AM »
ZHAK! You're now in Vegas... in the year 1527... :suffer:

I wish my Celestron Skymaster would get here already..


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #422 on: August 05, 2009, 06:26:19 AM »
SHLOOP! You made a typo on the order form and received a Cellulite Thighmaster instead! XB

I wish this week were over already. :P
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #423 on: August 05, 2009, 01:01:21 PM »
SPLANG! The weeks over but now you have to work overtime on TSL... :suffer:

I wish TSL would get finished...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #424 on: August 06, 2009, 11:57:07 PM »
WID!!! TSL is now finished.. the team announces they'll be scrapping it in favour of a fanmade sequel to this: http://www.lauppert.ws/screen1/softporn.jpg (Warning, half-naked Roberta Williams, click at own responsibility) XD

I wish the weather would get a little cooler.. :)


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #425 on: August 17, 2009, 11:12:18 AM »
The weather gets a little cooler... and then temperatures plummet until the rivers freeze over...

*inserts... I mean... I wish something awesome would happen.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #426 on: August 17, 2009, 02:28:12 PM »
KLUTZ! The sky falls directly upon your head.

I wish my mind would be blown. I SAID MIND!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #427 on: August 17, 2009, 08:04:44 PM »
WHOOSH!  A strong gust of wind hits your face. :P

I wish that cricket outside would stop its annoying chirping!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #428 on: September 03, 2009, 08:06:36 AM »
...and with that, all the crickets in the world fall over dead... well, done, Yonkey... I'm sure they did something important and now they don't... but there are going to be a lot of really full insectivorous birds. :P

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #429 on: September 03, 2009, 02:49:51 PM »
TOAST! You sneeze and kill many dinosaurs instead. This is gonna cost you...

I wish it were Oct. 18th.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #430 on: September 03, 2009, 07:39:04 PM »
SLAM.  Too bad, you're gonna hafta wait.   :P

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #431 on: September 04, 2009, 10:54:38 AM »
CONGRATS! Shakespeare is alive and well in an old folks home in England... he still only speaks Middle English and is more than just a bit of a grump (he's not a fan of modern literary criticism either)... he just keeps saying something along the lines of  "Darn, kids! Stay out of my plays!" while shaking his cane.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #432 on: September 05, 2009, 04:42:01 PM »
(Was that a wish?)
You can't buy that, it's too expensive.

I wish I felt better.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #433 on: September 05, 2009, 11:28:22 PM »
RATTLE!  You are ambushed by a bottle of pills.

I wish that summer weather was still here.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #434 on: September 22, 2009, 04:01:50 AM »
POOF and rain is starting to fall.
Not every summerday has sunshine you know.

I wish night and day are switched.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #435 on: September 22, 2009, 04:13:00 AM »
BWOCK! Night and day are now switched, but so is your percetion of light so nothing has really changed! :suffer:

I wish I could be everywhere at once.. :P


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #436 on: September 22, 2009, 10:43:31 AM »
SPLAT!  You now are everywhere at once...but unfortunately you got splinched, so you have random body parts lurking in various corners of the universe.  Eeew.

I wish I liked seafood.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #437 on: October 09, 2009, 02:40:49 PM »
PUFF! You love seafood, but you're really allergic to it, so you break out in itchy hives whenever you even smell it.


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #438 on: October 12, 2009, 11:04:05 AM »
BANG! You realized that you had it sooner, but in that fickle way that wish fulfillment usually works, it is then taken from you.

I wish that all my various headphone like apparatus (the ones with me are earbuds...but I only started using them when my earphones broke) were in somewhat less broken order.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #439 on: October 12, 2009, 07:12:05 PM »
SPARK.  Your headphones are fixed, but they were replaced with those huge old-school wire ones from 1992.

I wish that I didn't have to work anymore.
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