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Corrupt-A-Wish
« on: October 11, 2008, 03:15:44 PM »
Here's a game I saw on the Paint.Net forums that I've been meaning to start here for a while.

One person states a wish; the following person corrupts it and makes a wish.

Ex:
Person 1: I wish I had an icecream cone.

Person 2: Poof! You get your ice cream cone, but it tastes like spinach.
              I wish that I could get straight A's.
Person 3- Ta-da! You have straight A's, but your teachers find you so    smart that you are transferred to a new school where you know nobody!
              I wish I could be a faster runner.


I'll start:

I wish my package would get here.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2008, 03:46:56 PM »
Sounds like a good game, Tessy!

Poof! Your package arrives...but it's empty!

I wish dinner were ready now...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2008, 03:48:43 PM »
Ta-da!  Your dinner is now ready, but someone else ate it before you could get there.

I wish I had something refreshing to drink...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2008, 04:14:55 PM »
Wahhzam! You get a drink, but you slip and spill it all.

I wish my book was in my room instead of in my car.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2008, 04:43:11 PM »
Kazow! Your car falls through the ceiling into your room.

I wish there was something good on TV before 8 o'clock.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2008, 09:20:18 PM »
*pops out of the TV at 7:30*

Ahh, freedom at last! Now YOU spend the next timeslot on ABC! :suffer:

*poofs PKC into the TV*

Oh, and...granted, but it's your least favorite episode...and now you have to live through it! :P

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2008, 01:45:47 AM »
*the scissors stop staring at you. instead the needles do that  :P*

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2008, 02:37:02 AM »
Kapoof! Your hair turns gray and you grow a long white beard.

I wish I hadn't messed up my sleeping hours...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2008, 09:01:29 AM »
Shazzam!  You turn into Sleeping Beauty! :o

I wish I could have a slice of that cake now rather than later...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2008, 09:13:34 AM »
POW! A giant cake comes out of nowhere and eats you! :o

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2008, 11:11:54 AM »
Wazop! It starts to snow....and never stops.

I wish my body didn't ache...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2008, 02:13:03 PM »
Your body no longer aches, but you can't feel anything either. :P

I wish you people would start using the subjunctive mood correctly... ;P
 
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2008, 09:39:46 AM »
Blammo!  You get told in an imperative/eventive/negative mood that it'll probably never happen. XB

I wish we had long weekends more often...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2008, 01:41:55 PM »
Zam! Fridays get permanently added to the weekend....but an extra day appears in the week between Wednesday and Thursday called Glupesday.

I wish I had some Taco Bell food right now...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2008, 08:57:45 PM »
You get the Taco Bell... however, you find yourself buried under burritos and tacos and running out of air...

I was going to wish that my psych paper was done... BUT... I wish this election were over... there spoil that...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2008, 02:39:02 AM »
poof..... and the result is:
no winner as a dictator rises to power.


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2008, 02:59:38 AM »
POW! You conquer the world but then space-aliens blow up the planet.

I wish I had a pepsi right now


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2008, 07:06:47 AM »
poof..... and the result is:
no winner as a dictator rises to power.
Really!? Can I be the dictator!? :D :sneaky:

PING! You get a pepsi... but it's flat. :(

I wish I didn't have hwk to do for tomorrow.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2008, 06:46:36 AM »
Zoosh!  You no longer have homework to do tomorrow, but instead get never-ending housework!  It must have gotten confused over "hwk". :P

I wish the weather gets warmer.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2008, 07:09:44 AM »
WHAM! The weather gets warmer but the temperature never stops rising!

I wish I had some candy


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