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Started by tessspoon, October 11, 2008, 03:15:44 PM

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PirateKingChris

PLOOM! You get Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, but they also have licorice inside  :X

I wish I could hear properly again...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

snabbott

POOF! You can hear nothing but the word "properly" repeated over and over...

I wish I didn't have to work this weekend.

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Elessar

Frizzle! You don't have to work, but you're forced to babysit the little girl next door for the next three days, who perpetually plays 'house' with you, and makes you the servant.

Clean the house!

I wish that I could get XP to install on my new laptop...
All that is gold does not glitter
Not all who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not touched by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king


Count Elessar of Cumberland

PirateKingChris

CROMP! You get XP to install perfectly...but all your other files vanish!

I wish I could get some Wendy's tomorrow...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Yonkey

Swoosh!  You get a surprise visit from your Aunt Wendy! :P

I wish the thing I'm waiting for arrives in the mail soon...
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Elessar

Poof! You get your thing, but it's been crushed into 16 pieces, and half of the pieces are covered in green paint.

I wish that I had a Wii...
All that is gold does not glitter
Not all who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not touched by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king


Count Elessar of Cumberland

PirateKingChris

POIT! You feel a strong urge to run into the bathroom...

I wish I didn't have heartburn...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

snabbott

ZORT! You no longer have heartburn, but everything else hurts.

I wish Pinky and the Brain were still on.

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Elessar

Qwasam! They're back on.... your bed. And now the Brain has taken over your room, and Pinky is nibbling holes in your socks and chewing through all your electronics' cords. To top it all off, he never stops shouting "Brainstem!" at the top of his voice. :stars:

I wish that my house had a secret passage...
All that is gold does not glitter
Not all who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not touched by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king


Count Elessar of Cumberland

PirateKingChris

Zoink! Your house is now full of secret passages but the door to the room you're in disappears....Now if you could only FIND one of those passages...

I wish I didn't feel depressed, especially because it's Halloween...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Delling

#30
Narf!

You are no longer depressed but are now deeply insane, though manic, and believe that the sky is a blueberry sorbet and that you're a pirate king.


I wish my eyes didn't look cross-eyed in the passport photo that they took yesterday when I submitted my application.
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

snabbott

Ding!

You don't look cross-eyed anymore, but everybody else in the world does, so you look abnormal!

I wish I were still on vacation.

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

PirateKingChris

Crump! You're transformed into Herman Toothrot, forever on a tropical island on people's discs/CDs of Monkey Island games.

I wish I already had Bender's Game.
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Gilgamesh

Poof, the game appears in your hands.
Suddenly you hear a loud bang on the door and it flies into your room.
some officers of the police came to arrest you for have-ing an illigal copy.

I wish for world peace.
Let's see If you wish to spoil that. :suffer:
(Let the suffering begin.)
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

snabbott

Bling! Ok - there's world peace! Unfortunately, it's not THIS world.  :no:

I wish we could skip winter. :stabs:

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Suzie

BOOM! You get no winter but instead get summers that are twice as hot! :o

I wish I weren't feeling so stressed


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

PirateKingChris

Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 05, 2008, 06:04:17 AM
Poof, the game appears in your hands.
Bender's Game is a movie :P And I got it yesterday, woo!

PLAP! You heart slows to a crawl and you pass out.

I wish I hadn't gotten a cold...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

tessspoon

Bing! You didn't get a cold, but now you feel too warm all the time.

I wish we'd gotten to the Sierra era of video game history in the video we watched in Game Programming class today...

snabbott

#38
Vroom! Actually, you DID get to the Sierra era; you just can't remember it!  :suffer:

I wish it were the weekend.

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Gilgamesh

in case of a working person:
poof and it's weekend, but still have to work for your boss as the shop/office needs to be open.

In case of a student:
Poof and it's weekend, but the teachers surprised you whit more homework than ever meaning you need to work the whole weekend on that.

Let's make it a hard one.
I wish blackbeard was back alive.
Yeah, let the pirates rule the world.:P
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.