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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #100 on: November 24, 2008, 06:36:58 AM »
SPLORT! You're in a steady relationship, but she's ultra-clingy and has to know what you're doing and with whom every second of every day!

I wish I didn't have to get up at 5:30 on Thanksgiving. :sleepy:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #101 on: November 24, 2008, 06:54:00 AM »
Poof!  It turns out your alarm clock is 2 minutes fast, so instead of getting up at 5:30, you're now getting up at 5:28! :P

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #102 on: November 24, 2008, 01:45:08 PM »
(First of all, yipe, that's disturbing Yonkey!)

GLOOF! It turns out you lost your mind briefly and it was YOU impersonating you.

Edit: OOPS, I posted a question! Wrong thread  XB In that case: I wish I wouldn't have brainfarts and post the wrong things in threads...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #103 on: November 24, 2008, 08:13:42 PM »
Which meal do you prefer, Thanksgiving dinner or Xmas dinner?
Did you mean to post that in the question thread???  There's no wish to corrupt.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #104 on: November 25, 2008, 05:58:08 AM »
WOOZ! You no longer post things in the wrong threads, but you can't post at all anymore!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #105 on: November 25, 2008, 06:00:45 AM »
GLOORSH!  your computer is now so smart that it takes over the world!

I wish I could be a beta tester...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #106 on: November 25, 2008, 09:21:03 AM »
QWERTY! Ok, you can be a beta tester, but not until the game is released - and you get the old, buggy version instead of the released version! :suffer:

I wish it were Thursday already!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #107 on: November 25, 2008, 11:41:33 AM »
SNROP! It is Thursday now, but only because Tuesdays have become Thursdays and Thursdays have become Tuesdays.

I wish transporters would be invented...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #108 on: November 25, 2008, 05:18:56 PM »
ding-a-ling-a-ling... teleporters are invented but you experience the annihilation of every single particle of yourself at your point of origin as an excruciating wave of pain moving over what's left of your body after each wave... this is multiplied by an astronomically large number... and then you get to go through all of this again as you are reconstructed at your destination...

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Oh, right... I wish you wouldn't corrupt this wish. :P
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #109 on: November 25, 2008, 05:22:31 PM »
You forgot to make a wish, Delling!  ::)

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #110 on: November 25, 2008, 06:51:31 PM »
SHABAM!  I don't corrupt your wish, but then Snabbot does :P

Wish I had a good laptop...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #111 on: November 25, 2008, 07:04:41 PM »
TSL! You have a good laptop, but it's not a computer; it's just the top of your lap! XD

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #112 on: November 25, 2008, 09:49:59 PM »
KABOOM!  You are now granted with 1/0 more wishes- you just crashed the genie, and have now lost all your wishes.

I wish this telemarketer would finally realize that my name is not Sean, and stop trying to call my phone!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #113 on: November 26, 2008, 05:04:40 AM »
POW! The telemarketeer now thinks your name is Alastair and calls you at work constantly!

I wish the dude I like would reply to my email.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #114 on: November 26, 2008, 05:27:11 AM »
YAMM. He replies to your email but your spam filter accidentally deletes it! :suffer:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #115 on: November 26, 2008, 06:51:48 AM »
SPLORT! You know what to do, but it's too late to do it!

I wish our dishwasher weren't leaking again.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #116 on: November 26, 2008, 09:34:56 AM »
KLABROOM! It isn't leaking, but all the water that would have leaked floods it.
I wish i was always happy.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #117 on: November 26, 2008, 10:06:05 AM »
MOOF! You're always happy but everyone else are always sad! :suffer:

I wish I had a slinky!


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #118 on: November 26, 2008, 12:15:17 PM »
*reminds himself to check his email*

STORK! You receive a completely straightened slinky, complements of Egon.

I wish it would snow tonight...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #119 on: November 26, 2008, 02:12:14 PM »
TWANG! It snows tonight, but it all melts before you get up in the morning!

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