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Offline Yonkey

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #120 on: November 26, 2008, 08:24:35 PM »
BLAMMO!  You're now a programmer... the only person in your household who can reliably program the VCR. :P

I wish this iTunes update would finish installing already...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #121 on: November 27, 2008, 05:32:15 AM »
BLAM! The update finishes installing, but then your computer crashes! :o

I wish I didn't have to do stuff today


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #122 on: November 27, 2008, 07:25:06 AM »
CIDER! You don't have to do anything today - because you are in a coma! :o And you still have to do everything when you come out of the coma!  :suffer:

I wish I could go back to bed now.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #123 on: November 27, 2008, 07:37:18 PM »
GLORF! You could go back to bed now, if your bed weren't engulfed in flames as we speak.

I wish I wasn't lonely...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #124 on: November 28, 2008, 05:20:07 AM »
YORP! You're no longer lonely, but your company won't leave you alone again! :suffer:

I wish I had plans for today


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #125 on: November 28, 2008, 06:46:01 AM »
ZOOMBA!  You now have plans to make plans for today.

I wish the weather was less rainy...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #126 on: November 28, 2008, 09:15:18 AM »
DOOM! No more rain but now it's hailing!

I kinda wish I could skip today and tomorrow....
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #127 on: November 28, 2008, 09:57:54 AM »
I kinda wish I could skip today and tomorrow....
I know that feeling!
GLOOSH!  You can, but you also skip the next year!

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #128 on: November 28, 2008, 10:28:41 AM »
ZARP. People stop corrupting your wishes, but they also stop responding completely. :suffer:

I wish I had more money


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #129 on: November 28, 2008, 11:01:48 AM »
POOF! You now have a lot of money, but you're not allowed to spend any of it!

I wish I would know how the dude I like felt about me
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #130 on: November 28, 2008, 09:11:53 PM »
Umm... I can't bear to corrupt that wish.  :-X

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #131 on: November 29, 2008, 06:46:53 AM »
POW!  You now know how he feels about you.  All you had to do was ask.

I wish this flight would arrive sooner...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #132 on: November 29, 2008, 01:37:41 PM »
HULP! It has already arrived, and you miss it.
I wish i had a million $s to spend.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #133 on: November 29, 2008, 01:39:57 PM »
BROKE! You have a million dollars to spend but it's Confederate bills.

I wish my Xmas shopping was already done...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #134 on: November 29, 2008, 02:15:46 PM »
It was done, last year.

I wish I knew what is to become of me. :P 
 
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #135 on: November 29, 2008, 04:26:19 PM »
BLAT! You learn that you will become the world's foremost linguistics expert! Unfortunately, you get amnesia five minutes later.

I wish my head didn't still hurt.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #136 on: November 29, 2008, 09:11:14 PM »
KABLOM! Your head explodes, leaving no pain to worry about.

I wish I owned all of Cowboy Bebop on DVD, instead of just the first 3 DVDs and the movie...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #137 on: November 30, 2008, 05:32:20 AM »
POW! You now own all of Cowboy Bebop on DVD, but it's PAL, and your DVDplayer only reads NTSC. And your computer doesn't work for mysterious reasons :P

I wish I wouldn't have to make this stupid school essay
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #138 on: November 30, 2008, 05:58:04 AM »
BLAM! You no longer have to make the essay, but instead your next essay has to be twice as long!

I wish I was already done making the dinner for tonight XD


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #139 on: November 30, 2008, 12:00:01 PM »
KERSPLAT! You're done making dinner, but you're not feeling well enough to eat it.

I'm going to agree with Deloria and wish that people would use the subjunctive mood correctly.

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