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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #220 on: December 12, 2008, 03:16:59 PM »
SHOOP! Santa is real, but he doesn't give you anything because you have been naughty.

I wish my work were done.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #221 on: December 12, 2008, 06:41:04 PM »
LUAU! Your work is now done, but not done correctly.  You now have to redo it all.

I wish the malls weren't so insane at this time of year...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #222 on: December 12, 2008, 08:18:05 PM »
SNAP! Crazy gets redefined: it now excludes the malls but includes you. :P (The snap was the straightjacket :P)

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #223 on: December 13, 2008, 06:27:43 AM »
FROP! You're no longer in Dixie but instead in the middle of an ocean :suffer:

I wish it would stop raining


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #224 on: December 13, 2008, 09:55:05 AM »
BRRRR! The rain changes to ice!

I wish my wife had forgotten to wind the clock (at least the chiming part)!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #225 on: December 14, 2008, 07:16:31 PM »
CLOINK! She forgets to wind the clock but never remembers to do anything ever again.

I wish I had more time and money for shopping for Xmas...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #226 on: December 14, 2008, 09:00:29 PM »
XENA!  You now have more time and money to shop, but everything you want is out-of-stock until 2009.

I wish that I will be able to get a good night's sleep tonight...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #227 on: December 15, 2008, 06:32:16 AM »
ZOOT! You are able to get a good night's sleep tonight, but the only person that can give it to you lives on the other side of the world!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #228 on: December 15, 2008, 07:28:31 AM »
DERB! Your hair looks awesome forever but falls off and runs away :suffer:

I wish I had x-ray vision ;D


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #229 on: December 15, 2008, 07:53:25 AM »
POIUYTREWQ!  You have x ray vision, but you can't see more than 1 foot away!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #230 on: December 15, 2008, 10:11:34 AM »
QUETZALCOATL! You now have a superdupercomputer, but it only knows Japanese and you don't, so you have no idea how to use it!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #231 on: December 15, 2008, 11:34:34 AM »
GORF! Chocolate now has and does that but every store is out of it! :(

I wish things cost less


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #232 on: December 15, 2008, 04:03:34 PM »
DOP! Everything is now cheaper everywhere but it destroys the world's economy.

I wish dinner were ready now...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #233 on: December 15, 2008, 08:58:00 PM »
DING!  Dinner's ready!  Unfortunately, you had the oven too high and now it's all burnt. :-\

I wish I had taken more sugarplum cookies (they were delicious!)...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #234 on: December 16, 2008, 07:30:58 AM »
ZOINK! You turn into a sugarplum cookie yourself from eating so many. XB

I wish I wasn't bored


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #235 on: December 16, 2008, 10:06:06 AM »
PAPAPAAAAM! You're not bored anymore, because you have to make all the exams & essays of everyone on this forum and you also have to do every member's job!

I wish I could just connect my brain to my pc and transfer information fast & easily.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #236 on: December 16, 2008, 02:18:21 PM »
SNIP! Your computer takes all the information from your brain leaving you sitting there staring and drooling.

I wish I didn't have to go out...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #237 on: December 16, 2008, 02:19:21 PM »
GONG! You no longer have to go out but get trapped in your home for a whole year! :suffer:

I wish I could sing XD


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #238 on: December 16, 2008, 10:02:19 PM »
TADA!  You can now sing ...the alphabet! ;P

I wish I could get the thing I'm working on at work to actually work! :furious:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #239 on: December 17, 2008, 02:50:08 AM »
WHoop, now it works, but it does it the opposite way it should do it.

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