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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #280 on: December 30, 2008, 08:49:08 PM »
BORSCHT! There's all kinds of great stuff to drink in the refrigerator. Unfortunately, it has been welded shut.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #281 on: December 31, 2008, 05:03:14 PM »
ZOING! You have mad programmer skillz but you go literally mad in the process of attaining them. XB

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #282 on: January 01, 2009, 06:44:21 PM »
CLAMS! It is, but it's the EXACT same day for everyone else every day. (ala the movie Groundhog Day)

I wish I had more time...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #283 on: January 02, 2009, 01:33:00 PM »
PAPAAAM! You now have more time, but you also became much slower, so it doesn't make a difference!

I wish I would just finish college and get on with life :)
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #284 on: January 02, 2009, 01:54:40 PM »
ZING! You finish college and proceed to get on with life but shortly find yourself swimming in a mire of questions, depression, and general malaise as you wonder what comes next.

I wish I could make up my mind between astrophysics, biophysics, or education.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #285 on: January 02, 2009, 02:02:53 PM »
ZAP! You decide on all three, and now you are VERY stressed from all your classes!  :bomb:

I wish Monday would take longer to get here.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #286 on: January 02, 2009, 03:36:33 PM »
WOOSH! Monday takes a lot longer to get there since you get stuck frozen in time for all eternity! XB

I wish it would snow.


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #287 on: January 02, 2009, 04:51:05 PM »
KAZOO!  You have now been transported into a snowbank. :P

I wish dinner would cook faster...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #288 on: January 03, 2009, 09:30:33 AM »
SHAZAM! Dinner cooks so quickly that it burns up before you can rescue it!

I wish all 9 chapters of TSL would be released.  :'(

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #289 on: January 03, 2009, 10:37:32 AM »
Whimma whimma whimma! The 9 chapters of TSL are now released as text adventures from Atari.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #290 on: January 03, 2009, 11:21:35 AM »
GLINK! You do but no one likes you as everyone realizes 1337 is obnoxious.

I wish I had mozzarella sticks.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #291 on: January 03, 2009, 11:32:38 AM »
SWOON! Mozzarella now sticks to you all over!

I wish I had more time to play computer/video games.


Whimma whimma whimma! The 9 chapters of TSL are now released as text adventures from Atari.
I'd take that!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #292 on: January 03, 2009, 03:41:10 PM »
GONG! You now have lots of time to play video games but you fail at everything else in life. XB

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #293 on: January 03, 2009, 05:12:30 PM »
BLIBBER! You are now a box jellyfish. You just give other people headaches instead.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #294 on: January 03, 2009, 09:51:51 PM »
BLUSH! You now have 10 new pairs of pants....all missing crotches.

I wish I wouldn't get tired so early.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #295 on: January 05, 2009, 07:47:55 AM »
BLUSH! You now have 10 new pairs of pants....all missing crotches.

Way too funny man! XB


POOF! You don't get tired so early anymore.. in fact you never sleep again! :P

I wish life didn't suck as much


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #296 on: January 06, 2009, 04:44:07 AM »
BANG! Life now doesn't suck anymore, it swallows!  :o
Is that too adult-ish?

I wish the microwave would heat stuff I wanted it to heat, instead of the bowls//plates itself.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #297 on: January 06, 2009, 05:59:35 AM »
POOF, and you microwave heats all the stuff you wanted except for the plates/bowls which are now as cold as ice, but as soon as you take the plate/bowl it breaks because of the difference in temperature.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #298 on: January 06, 2009, 06:40:28 AM »
POW!  Icarus now turns into a goldfish! XB

I wish it wouldn't snow so much tomorrow...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #299 on: January 06, 2009, 08:42:56 AM »
BRRRRRR! All the snow you were supposed to get tomorrow (and then some) comes today instead!

I wish I were still on vacation.

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