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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #460 on: February 19, 2010, 04:46:22 PM »
(I know right? You'd think more of them would be shown live, it's only 3 hours difference for me!)
FACE PLANT! They now don't show any Olympics coverage at all.

I wish getting physically fit wasn't such difficult work.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #461 on: February 25, 2010, 02:32:43 PM »
HOSPITALIZED! You end up in a hospital, in a full-body cast for several weeks/months... you will lose a lot of weight and have to go through physical therapy at the end.


I wish that I had somewhere to go right now.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #462 on: February 25, 2010, 05:30:27 PM »
88 MPH! You end up in 1950's California.

I wish I had a red beard to my knees.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #463 on: February 25, 2010, 08:47:12 PM »
SHAVE.  All your hair is cut off of your head and glued to your chin.  You now have a red beard, but no hair on your head.

I wish that it was tomorrow already.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #464 on: February 26, 2010, 07:40:40 AM »
88 MPH! You end up in 1950's California.

I wish I had a red beard to my knees.
*wants a refund* I wouldn't have minded really... but it didn't happen.  :-\


RETROACTIVE! You posted that yesterday: ergo, it's TOMORROW ALREADY! :D


I wish it weren't so cold anymore. *grumbles*
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #465 on: February 26, 2010, 02:48:44 PM »
RETROACTIVE! You posted that yesterday: ergo, it's TOMORROW ALREADY! :D
Well played, Delling, well played.   :sneaky:

SCORCH.  You are immediately transported to the very same desert in which King Graham wanders in KQV, and are also hopelessly lost.  The hot sun and choking sands are taking their toll on you!  You must drink, and soon...

I wish we didn't need food to survive.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #466 on: February 26, 2010, 03:18:20 PM »
STARVING! You no longer need food to survive, you get your nutrition through an IV -- too bad that with no food going into your stomach you have a constant aching hunger that will never go away!

I wish I had tons of money!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #467 on: February 26, 2010, 07:18:46 PM »
SPLAT! Scrooge McDuck's vault of gold falls directly upon your head!

I wish that I get to see two very good movies in the theater tomorrow night...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #468 on: February 27, 2010, 11:16:34 AM »
BLINDED! You get to see two very good movies in the theater tomorrow -- but you go blind immediately afterwards.

I wish I didn't have to make this phone call.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #469 on: February 27, 2010, 03:37:11 PM »
BZZZZZRT!!! Whether or not you have to, you now can't... lightning took out your phone and electricity.


I wish my friend would call or get online so we could discuss the playing of video games as planned... :P
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #470 on: February 27, 2010, 05:57:53 PM »
SIZZLE.  Your friend gets online, but your computer explodes.

I wish my stomach wasn't icky.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #471 on: February 27, 2010, 10:17:29 PM »
PUKE!! You wretch all over the nearest carpet but your stomach feels fine afterwards!

I wish I wasn't getting frustrated so easily tonight!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #472 on: March 14, 2010, 03:29:27 PM »
NOT NIGHT YET! You won't get so easily frustrated tonight... sorry, can't help with Feb. 28th though. *shrugs*

I wish I could skip to the part where I'm on a plane for either Ireland or France for grad school with all the bureaucracy neatly handled... I don't even care if I know which one at this point... hrmm... but then I'd miss out on trying to teach myself Java... crud...this wish corrupts itself... I want a do over...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #473 on: March 14, 2010, 04:47:10 PM »
Granted! off to Ireland with you, all paperwork/bureaucracy neatly handled! to'orrow you can start your new job at grad school as a janitor! Enjoy the Irish weather when you are done with your 10hr dayjob! (and trust 'e, Java is so easy, not even a proper language takes like a week or less to learn, tis not worth it!)

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #474 on: March 14, 2010, 07:30:28 PM »
Granted! off to Ireland with you, all paperwork/bureaucracy neatly handled! to'orrow you can start your new job at grad school as a janitor! Enjoy the Irish weather when you are done with your 10hr dayjob! (and trust 'e, Java is so easy, not even a proper language takes like a week or less to learn, tis not worth it!)

Ooh... Ireland! :D I bet I still sneak into the astrophys labs at night to write interesting equations and brainteasers on their boards :sneaky:
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #475 on: March 14, 2010, 08:01:00 PM »
I wish I was so'eone else!
SQUISH!  You're turned into a woman in labor--who is doing it the natural, drug free way.  Ha ha.

I wish my computer wasn't sick.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #476 on: March 14, 2010, 08:57:34 PM »
*poof* your co'puter is all cured! instead you are ill, too ill to even use the co'puter!  :'(

I wish for world pies!!!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #477 on: March 15, 2010, 12:40:40 AM »
SPLORCH! The world is now an enormous cherry pie and you are stuck in the cherry goop!

I wish I had a better smile.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #478 on: March 15, 2010, 06:48:30 PM »
CREST.  Your teeth are perfectly straight and white, and your smile is delightful...but unfortunately you have no hair and two black eyes.

I wish that I didn't have allergies.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #479 on: March 16, 2010, 11:46:20 AM »
ENERGY'D! You become a ball of energy--with no physical body in the usual since, you experience neither illness nor allergy; however, you are somewhat lacking in a physical presence now.  :-\


I wish this were the magical soda machine thread for some reason... *was about to *insert...**
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