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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #480 on: March 16, 2010, 04:14:36 PM »
INSERTED! This thread and everyone in it has been inserted not just inside the Magical Soda Machine thread, but inside the Magical Soda Machine itself!

I wish Delling hadn't made that wish, it's kind of dark in here. :P
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #481 on: March 16, 2010, 04:25:43 PM »
Granted! this thread is a nor'al thread again on this foru's and not in a soda 'achine. however, so'eone painted all the lightbulbs in the world black so it is still dark!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #482 on: March 16, 2010, 06:36:34 PM »
BAM.  The cable is fixed, but a massive rolling blackout causes you to be without power for the next month.

I wish I didn't have meetings all day Friday.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #483 on: March 17, 2010, 10:58:52 AM »
KABLOOIE! You don't have any meetings on Friday, but you have them all day Saturday and Sunday!  :suffer:

I wish my vacation were longer.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #484 on: March 17, 2010, 12:58:39 PM »
HAMMOCKED! You have an infinitely long vacation, however you have suddenly developed allergies to both sun and fun.

I wish Citizen's Bank would stop EFFING ME OVER.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #485 on: March 17, 2010, 06:58:11 PM »
DRAINED.  All of your money in the accounts have disappeared, so now you have no reason to deal with the bank.

I wish I didn't have a migraine.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #486 on: March 17, 2010, 07:04:17 PM »
*TZJING* No head no 'igraine!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #487 on: March 17, 2010, 07:42:06 PM »
WAX MUSEUMED! Your home is now an enormous candle that will burn forever and ever!

I wish that all the people who I owe money too would somehow lose any record that I owe them money of any kind!
(See, between this wish, and the last one, I will finally be able to get out from under the oppressive yoke of being a college graduate. I believe that supernatural intervention is the only method with the present economy. :P)
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #488 on: March 17, 2010, 08:23:52 PM »
*poof* Every person that you owe 'oney at the 'o'ent  has suddenly no record of it any'ore, but for so'e reason all those IOU's found their way to 'e! *taps foot* Pay up! wrar!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #489 on: March 17, 2010, 09:20:52 PM »
SCORCH.  Your home, though still a giant candle, is under the hot hot sun and is melting faster than you can say"soy wax."

I wish I had some cheesecake.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #490 on: March 17, 2010, 10:35:17 PM »
CHEESED! You now have a large brocolli and mango flavored cheesecake topped with a delicious anchovy sauce!

I wish I knew where my clear nail polish that keeps me from biting my nails was.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #491 on: March 17, 2010, 11:46:01 PM »
Insight! you now know where your nail polish is, on top of the 'ount Everest! go go get it! on the way to it you probably run out of nails, so there is not a big need any'ore *nods*

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #492 on: March 18, 2010, 03:04:45 PM »
VITAMIN'D.  Illnesses have now become a thing of the past, and everyone is so ridiculously healthy that they're living longer.  Too long, in fact.  Jeez, wasn't your crochety old Great-Aunt Margaret supposed to kick the bucket by now...?!

I wish cars ran on steam.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #493 on: March 29, 2010, 10:10:42 PM »
*poof* there you go, cars work on stea' now, however, part of the change resulted the' not longer riding on roads but on tracks instead, in order to 'ake it 'ore efficient the cars beca'e bigger so 'ore people could get in one so the tracks would not clog up so 'uch.

to 'ake a better distinction between the new cars and old cars we call the new cars trains *nods*

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #494 on: March 29, 2010, 10:53:36 PM »
I don't want to corrupt such a great wish.
GRANTED! *poof* Hopefully my magic worked! :D

I wish I was already famous -- I'm so over this having to work at it thing. :P
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #495 on: March 29, 2010, 11:48:54 PM »
*poof*

"The hunt for the world's most wanted man goes on for a third week. Authorities now also reveal that Crayauchtin, also known by his former alias of "Questie", has continued to log onto his favourite online forum during his time on the run"

I wish Rosella would stop spinning around. She's making me dizzy.

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #496 on: March 30, 2010, 12:13:21 AM »
*poof*

"The hunt for the world's most wanted man goes on for a third week. Authorities now also reveal that Crayauchtin, also known by his former alias of "Questie", has continued to log onto his favourite online forum during his time on the run"

I wish Rosella would stop spinning around. She's making me dizzy.
Ok, it's not my turn so I can't do anything for you yet, but I have to say this is my favorite post in this thread. I laughed so hard my eyes literally watered. :P
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #497 on: March 30, 2010, 01:57:12 AM »
Granted! Rosella stops to spin around, in the 'eanti'e everything else starts to spin in the opposite direction as rosella was!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #498 on: March 30, 2010, 12:06:03 PM »
Granted! However you wrinkle up so much you're not just "pruney", you are in fact a prune. Gross!

I wish everything wasn't flooding!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #499 on: March 30, 2010, 06:13:54 PM »
WHOOSH.  Everything stops flooding.  It's all on fire instead.

I wish cereal were healthier.
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