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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #520 on: April 10, 2010, 01:25:44 PM »
*poof* he is cured of his crazyness, unfortunatly it ju'ped to the person next to hi' at that 'o'ent, which just happends to be you!

*points towards the TSL Asylu'* Ti'e to get you in there for life  :-\

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #521 on: April 10, 2010, 07:38:17 PM »
SHAZAM!

With the help of the ACME Detective Agency, I managed to find exactly where in the world your oldest sister, Carmen Sandiego, is. It involved talking to a lot of locals and getting geography clues that I had to look up in my pocket encyclopedia, but I must say I learned a lot.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your sister's been doing some really bad stuff. Been stealing historical buildings and artifacts and the like.

WAIT A MINUTE! How the heck do you steal a building?

I wish I had a donut.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #522 on: April 10, 2010, 10:08:44 PM »
JELLY.  A box of donuts appears beside you, but they also share the box with several sewer rats. Eeeeeeeeew.

I wish that Miley Cyrus would stop making headlines.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #523 on: April 10, 2010, 11:44:18 PM »
*poof* done!

'iley Cyrus is totally out of the picture! instead the press is now totally into so'e other girl, called Hannah 'ontana.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your sister's been doing some really bad stuff. Been stealing historical buildings and artifacts and the like.

WAIT A MINUTE! How the heck do you steal a building?


If that is the worst she is doing I a' glad! and I don't know how you steal a building, but I'd like a castle! So that is 'y wish! I wish for a castle!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #524 on: April 11, 2010, 08:10:38 AM »
BAM SAID THE LADY!



I wish I was sane.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #525 on: April 11, 2010, 03:42:25 PM »
SHOCK.  Through intense electic shock therapy, you have become sane.  You still have facial tics and scream the occasional obscenity, but overall, sane.

I wish everybody hadn't decided to mow their lawns today.  *Eyes watering and sinuses plugged up*
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #526 on: April 11, 2010, 07:02:54 PM »
TIME WARP! Time reverses and, instead of mowing their lawns, all of your neighbors have formed a bizzare cult of dancing transvestite aliens. Unfortunately, they are going to build their castle on your house.

I wish I had another half hour to get ready
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #527 on: April 11, 2010, 11:02:12 PM »
You had one, but you spend the entire ti'e picking your nose, ti'e flies when you do that and the half hour is over now, you can't re'e'ber what you did in that ti'e since repeatingly poking da'aged your brain! but hey, at least your nose is clean now! \o/

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #528 on: April 14, 2010, 06:20:52 PM »
THESE THINGS HAPPEN!! B'rrr gets his river... a town loses its reservoir...

I wish the Euro would be 1.20 to the dollar when I set up accounts, etc. for France. (Lower would be better (I just decided today that that would be an "optimum case" scenario in which I would take immediate action)... however, it seems to climbing at the moment :-X)
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #529 on: April 23, 2010, 01:58:14 PM »
Granted! however, the internal value of the Euro is compensating the loss towards the dollar, all prices will go up with double the percentage the euro loses towards the dollar, thanks a lot!  >:(

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #530 on: April 23, 2010, 03:30:36 PM »
Granted! You flap your arms and begin to take off into the air....
And immediately find yourself plastered against the windshield of a jet plane!

I wish I had a funky, shiny costume on right now!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #531 on: April 26, 2010, 06:14:01 PM »
SPECIFY! You are wearing a shiny costume that smells funky... eww...


I wish I could hit Ctrl-Z on the keyboard of life in terms of dealing with some people... :-\
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #532 on: April 28, 2010, 06:24:49 PM »
GRANTED! Your life is now a text adventure and you may use CTRL-Z to undo your last action! Unfortunately, the game of life only recognizes a few simple commands...

I wish.....for cheese!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #533 on: April 28, 2010, 06:29:44 PM »
Congratulations! you became dutch!

I wish I was a sailor...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #534 on: April 30, 2010, 06:52:52 AM »
FLOODED! Your town gets flooded by your new river and you go sailing in your bathtub! :D (actually, that sounds like fun :D)


I wish the dollar like the South would rise again. :P (The euro is doing about the same... the dollar has fallen off for the last two days ::))
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #535 on: May 01, 2010, 12:50:42 AM »
BALLOONED! All dollars rise into the air, just out of reach. Since no one actually has access to dollars anymore, their value skyrockets!
Unfortunately, you have no dollars. Just a leeeeeeeettle bit higher. Stretch!

I wish....I was in Dixie, away away! Away down south in Dixieland...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #536 on: May 01, 2010, 02:42:18 PM »
KA-CHING.  You arrive in Dixieland, but unfortunately you weren't very specific and ended up in a Winn-Dixie grocery store.  Oh, well.  Big sale on red potatoes!

I wish eating was not necessary.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #537 on: May 01, 2010, 03:05:48 PM »
Granted! you get a car accident, land in the hospital in a coma and get fed through tubes the rest of your vegetable life! Be happy, you don't have to eat anymore!  :-\

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #538 on: May 02, 2010, 10:09:12 AM »
TURNS DOWN GRAVITY A LITTLE! Now we all are. :)


I wish I could reproduce this one nice result from an earlier quenching experiment!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #539 on: May 10, 2010, 03:32:46 PM »
poof poof poof poof.

Oo, everywhere smoke now as the experiment was to create smoke.

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