^<V

[Delling]

^ is correct I guess...
< has been feeling a little off-kilter lately
V has learned the hadoken spell explicitly so he could remove an old stump from his yard only once, but then finds that the increase in divorce rate struck close to home this time as he is divorced for seemingly no reason! (what are you going to do with hadoken now?)

[Haids1987]

*This is my first whack at this game, so please forgive me if I screw up.  *

^ Always has something interesting to say. 
< Is not a "he," but learned the hadoken spell at an early age and uses it to remove irritating moths that fly through my bedroom window late at night.
v Can't quite believe that it's already July and is excited for pumpkin spice chai tea lattes in the autumn.

[PirateKingChris]

^Correct about July, but the lattes:
< Is much more looking forward to the fact that another Dethklok album comes out in autumn and Venture Bros season 4 premieres then too
V Wishes it were August

[Delling]

^ is actually kind of right...
< can't seem to focus on something
V can solve my problem with my personal library: having acquired a considerable library of textbooks and fiction (and language dictionaries), I'm wondering what I'll do with it/what will happen to it if I go to grad school overseas...   *thinks the cost of shipping might be prohibitive when one is a poor, hungry grad student*

[Elessar]

^ Can drop off his books at Erik & Cat's place, where they will loan out your books at a daily rate of $3.14 (rounded), and after taking off their 10% consignment fee, they will mail you a check for the remaining amount, with which you can pay for your grad school.

< Can't focus properly because his glasses are broken, and he's using an old pair.

V Loves any kind of statistics, and has a hay-day when elections roll around.

[Haids1987]

^Ummmm.......sure. 
<Wants a mocha reallyreallyreally bad and doesn't think she'll have time to get one before going back to work.
V Hates Taylor Swift

[Delling]

^ is wrong... I'm indifferent as I'm not sure who that is...
< has a little dyspepsia for some reason... :-/
V has a MOOSE IN THEIR CLOSET!!

[Suzie]

^ I know, I put him there, silly.
< Is a moose himself
V Once rode a moose all the way to Scotland

[PirateKingChris]

^ If he thinks "moose" means "plane" then sure 
< Is listening to "Goodbye Horses"
V Is forever disturbed by this song

[koko_99_2001]

^ Hasn't heard it, so wouldn't know
< Is drinking hot tea to sooth her throat
V Is currently typing a post in the "^<V" Thread

[Yonkey]

^ is correct (duh!)
< is about to leave for work
V is dancing in the street

[PirateKingChris]

^ WRONG
< Seeing as how he's currently inside, doesn't see how that would be possible
V Has headphones on

[Delling]

^ WRONG AGAIN
< likes structuralism
V dislikes deconstruction

[atec123]

^ I suppose so.
< Is listening to X & Y by coldplay
V likes coldplay

[koko_99_2001]

^ Never listened to them
< Is listening to Erik talking about updating/fixing his computer
V Is currently typing on a laptop

[Suzie]

^ Not really true, as I'm typing on a keyboard connected via USB to a laptop but... close!
< Is posting and reading an article in a magazine about relativistic stars
V Is certainly doing something more productive

[Deloria]

^ Is actually pretty awesome.
< Is doing data entry.
V Knows the Ultimate Question.

[Delling]

^ is correct
< isn't sharing
V uh... Beetlejuice?

[Yonkey]

^ No thanks, I'm good.
< had an extremely boring day at work
V wonders how Teletubbies ever made it to TV

[PirateKingChris]

^ More importantly, this person has something against Beetlejuice?!
< Isn't sleeping sane hours
V Loves to "tweet"