^ While there are in fact some brats that I would love to beat with a baseball bat, I have yet to do so.
< Has four big dogs that are drooling all over me

v Has owned a golden retriever before
EDIT: Awww, Suzie beat me to it!
^ Not really, I'm guessing it's a song.
< Still covered in drool
v Again, has once owned a golden retriever?