^ no... and you're still not a barrista... I suspect 
Nope, still not a barista. I have great respect for them, though. Who else can translate this: "Yeah, I want a half-caf, double shot, extra hot French vanilla latte with whip, no foam, and a sprinkling of nutmeg on top."

Incredible!
^ I hate breakfast, so sorry, no, B'rr.

< Really, really has to pee
v Carries a purse