Limericks & Quotes

[Grevor Blackstone]

I started coming up with my own Ooga Booga gravestone limericks.

The War Veteran Careless Kyle
Was gradually growing senile
What he thought was his wife
Cost him his life
As it turned out it was a hungry crocodile

Daredevil Mad Mike
Was jumping on his motorbike
He waved to his friends
And he met his end
As he fell onto a bed of spikes

Here lies Arnold Wader
His last words to his ma were "see you later"
He was swimming in a lake
Twas his last mistake
For he was eaten by a giant alligator

The impatient chef Fast Freddy
Had a need to be ready
The timer was tickin'
He ran back in the kitchen
And was devoured by a monstrous spaghetti

The school bully Brody Mart
Was trouble right from the start
He got a nasty surprise
Right before his eyes
When a classmate tore out his heart

Comedic Clown Silly Seth
Came to a show in a flowered dress
When no one came
He turned in shame
And hung himself to death

[Grevor Blackstone]

I can't think of any quotes but I can think of what I'd say if I was anywhere in KQ7.

Here's my dialogue with the Troll Blacksmith if he was bisexual.

Grevor: Hey buddy, I was thinking...

Blacksmith: Well think no longer cheese brownie I am the troll you've been long searching for.

Grevor: You should have a lot more respect for others than that.  For all you know I could be your cousin.

Blacksmith: You could be my cousin?

Grevor: Yeah, my uncle used to do it with buffaloes.  You even look like your momma too!

Blacksmith:  Hey don't say nothin' about my momma!

(Posted on: January 03, 2009, 11:01:58 PM)

And here's one of me responding to Chicken Petite

Chicken Petite: The sky is falling!  The sky is falling! 

Grevor:  Whoa!  What's she been smokin'?  I wish I had some!

Chicken: Smoking!?  Bawk bawk bawk SMOKING!?  DID YOU SAY I WAS SMOKING!!??

Grevor:  Don't you think you need to give the bong a rest little missy?

Chicken: A BONG!?  IT'S NOT FROM A BONG!!  I'M SEEING THIS THROUGH SOBER EYES!  IT'S A CURSE BROUGHT ON BY AN EVIL FAIRY YOU WALKING SLASH FACTORY!! 

Grevor:  There's only one evil fairy that's done this to you.  Her name is Little Brown Huffin' Hash.

[Boogeyman]

I see that I need to up the ante.

Thrice now I curse, and from the first, Grevor Blackstone's family shall feel the worse.
Soon shall he see, they'll surely be, in the most dire jeopardy.
Then, as his foe, 'tis I who'll sew, the spell to cause his heart to slow.
For our shame, for him the same, o'er TSL his heirs shan't reign!

[Grevor Blackstone]

You just have no sense of humor.

Okay you like casting spell poems?  I got one for you.

[Poem removed]

EDIT (By Yonkey): Please refrain from using vulgar language.