Mango Williams ;D

[Say]

LMAO! wtf?! lol
you crazy people

[racx_00]

ohhh , that mango is all furry , feels really good in my head , thanks for that Mango

[MangoMercury]

Hey, no problem.  Just...  Return my mango when you're healed okay?  AND IN ONE PIECE >=O

Say, you're crazier than all of us put together, and you know it.

[copycat]

That musta hurt like crazy! *shoves a mango in the hole in racx's head to stop it leaking*

Excuse me, but who let you out of the isolation room?

* copycat looks at the videotape of the camera that was monitoring the door of the isolation room and promptly fires the orderly responsible for this insubordination.

Okay, back to your cell, Mango, or do I have to call security?

ohh whats this gun doing here , whoops i think i shot myself in the hhheeeaaaadddd..............

Now don't go overreacting racx_00. You know perfectly well it was only a furry ball coming out of that gun, that's why you're feeling all furry. Mango is just playing dirty mind-tricks with your brain to think it's a mango.

[racx_00]

*sits in corner rocking back and forth

Cant sleep, can hear the voices, cant sleep, can hear the voices

[MangoMercury]

Well, that cat there let me out cos I bet him that he couldn't jiggle the doorknob and get the door to open, so he opened it and I gave racx a mango and then I decided to carry this sentence on for a very long time so that I didn't have to go back to isolation because it is cold and I would really like a blanket and a video game and also something to drink because I'm thirsty but you just give me water and it tastes crappy so I would like to have a nice drink of orange juice or something because that tastes good because I am Roberta Williams and Roberta likes orange juice because it is good for you because it is full of Vitamin C and Vitamin C is an essential part of your health and I would also like to have a cookie with rainbow chocolate chips in because the place where I was is really white and boring so I got a crayon and I scribbled on the walls and make loadsa neat patterns but I ran out of room so I started scribbling over everything until it became a big crayony mess and that made me sad because I enjoy drawing but if it's a mess you can't tell what it is and I'm going to shut up now.

And run. *runs away*

[copycat]

Well, that cat there let me out cos I bet him that he couldn't jiggle the doorknob and get the door to open, so he opened it

Yes, yes, he's been fired already.

and I would really like a blanket and a video game and also something to drink

* copycat hands Mango a warm blanket.

so I would like to have a nice drink of orange juice

* copycat hands Mango a plastic beaker filled with fresh squeezed orange juice.

and I would also like to have a cookie with rainbow chocolate chips in

* copycat denies Mango a cookie with rainbow chocolate chips in because that's bad for her health.

because the place where I was is really white and boring so I got a crayon and I scribbled on the walls and make loadsa neat patterns but I ran out of room so I started scribbling over everything until it became a big crayony mess

Don't worry, there's plenty more white where that came from.

* copycat waves his hand and the walls instantly revert back to their white color.

[racx_00]

dont forget Mango that you can draw on me

[MangoMercury]

I also need different colours so I can xcreate masterpieces, please...  AND A BIG FAT BLACK PEN!

[Oldbushie]

No, it has Jello walls, silly.

The only thing is that the Jello tastes like lime, tuna, and a hint of mango...

And it is 5 feet thick.

[Mary Jane]

Something always confused me....... If Mango is really Roberta, Then why does her profile say she is 18? I thought Roberta was, like, umm, older than that or something.

[Oldbushie]

Mango is Roberta's younger self if Roberta were British and had tons of free time.

[Mary Jane]

Wow, ok thanks for clearing that up man.

[Oldbushie]

No prob.

[MangoMercury]

You sad, deluded child, Bushie...

I really AM Roberta, yanno  I just don't want people to freak about my age.

[racx_00]

but i want cement walls , to draw on

[copycat]

but i want cement walls , to draw on

a) There are no cement walls, only soft walls and less soft walls.
b) What would you like to draw?

[racx_00]

I want to draw pictures of ppl smashing their heads against walls

[MangoMercury]

I'm drawing kitties

*escapes the isolation majigger and runs along the corridor, drawing a long blue line along the wall*

[copycat]

I want to draw pictures of ppl smashing their heads against walls

Exactly the kind of behavior we would like our patients not to have.

* copycat steps up the therapy frequency for racx_00

I'm drawing kitties

*escapes the isolation majigger and runs along the corridor, drawing a long blue line along the wall*

Luckily, since Mango's last escape, I've implemented new security measures so that corridor is as far as she's going to get this time. You see, there's a detection field now placed between Mango's cell and the corridor. As soon as that detection field is breached, the door on the end of the corridor locks. Unless you enter the correct secret code, and have the correct iris, you're stuck. So, Mango, I suggest you return to your cell now.

* copycat is now standing behind that door, looking at Mango, with his team of security cats behind him, ready to intervene if necessary.

Ofcourse, a few of those cats are now also continuously posted outside of that door.

EDIT: oops, missed a tag.