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TOP TEN
« on: February 23, 2009, 07:20:40 AM »


       TOP TEN    events expected before the release of TSL

  • #10 Moving walkways, robotic dogs and dangerously high, outside treadmills will be introduced into households
  • #9 Soylent maroon will replace soylent green for Tuesdays ration, it will still be made from people, but younger, fresher people
  • #8 Pope pepsi the 4th will be replaced by pope starbucks the 2nd
  • #7 Windows 33 will be released, the first operating system installed directly into the brain
  • #6 Scientists will announce that Jupiter is no longer a planet, but a "big space thingy"
  • #5 Grand theft auto 154 will be turned into a hit broadway show
  • #4 Hell will freeze over, destroying its economic dependent crops
  • #3 The mining ship, red dwarf will return from its 100th successful mission
  • #2 The cows will come home
  • And # 1 The sun will run out of fuel for fusion, resulting in a massive explosion vaporizing the earth

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Re: TOP TEN
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2009, 08:45:43 AM »
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#10 Moving walkways, robotic dogs and dangerously high, outside treadmills will be introduced into households
damn, the moving walkways will be cool, now I really can't wait until summer!
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# #9 Soylent maroon will replace soylent green for Tuesdays ration, it will still be made from people, but younger, fresher people
# #8 Pope pepsi the 4th will be replaced by pope starbucks the 2nd
# #7 Windows 33 will be released, the first operating system installed directly into the brain
# #6 Scientists will announce that Jupiter is no longer a planet, but a "big space thingy"
# #5 Grand theft auto 154 will be turned into a hit broadway show
# #4 Hell will freeze over, destroying its economic dependent crops
# #3 The mining ship, red dwarf will return from its 100th successful mission
# #2 The cows will come home
# And # 1 The sun will run out of fuel for fusion, resulting in a massive explosion vaporizing the earth
So we will dieeee      before TSL, NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: TOP TEN
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 09:04:16 AM »
My "favourite" one was #9, I liked that movie.

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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 09:06:51 AM »
lol, I liked 9 too XD XD

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5-4 are also nice ;D
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Re: TOP TEN
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2009, 10:39:36 AM »
Hmmm.  Now I'm a bit afriad for the summertime, if that's the case!   ;)
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2009, 05:07:33 PM »
Hehe
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2009, 11:33:22 PM »
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#10 Moving walkways, robotic dogs and dangerously high, outside treadmills will be introduced into households
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_robotic_dogs ::)
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2009, 08:33:19 AM »
One down then, see? TSL is coming out!
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2009, 10:56:41 PM »
Yeah it is!
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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2009, 08:20:55 AM »
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And # 1 The sun will run out of fuel for fusion, resulting in a massive explosion vaporizing the earth

Actually, in terms of destruction by the sun's advancement in its life, the earth would be "destroyed" by the expansion of the sun into a red giant. Our sun actually isn't in the correct stellar ball park so to speak to go "nova" (ie- undergo a supernova or just nova).

The really unfortunate thing is this means that the generations that come after us will miss out on the really good stuff: when the red giant sun gives off its outer shells to form a shiney planetary nebula! :D ...which also would kill them if they were alive to see it... but at least it would be a prettier death! :D I know... I'm a physicist... I'm weird....

Oh, and I'll be skipping #7 in favor of the Linux hyperawareness patch for the already open source normal human consciousness, thank you very much... and I won't spend as much time walking into walls or being catatonic as the Windows users.  :P
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Re: TOP TEN
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2009, 03:54:55 PM »
Oh, and I'll be skipping #7 in favor of the Linux hyperawareness patch for the already open source normal human consciousness, thank you very much... and I won't spend as much time walking into walls or being catatonic as the Windows users.  :P
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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2009, 05:46:40 PM »
Oh, and I'll be skipping #7 in favor of the Linux hyperawareness patch for the already open source normal human consciousness, thank you very much... and I won't spend as much time walking into walls or being catatonic as the Windows users.  :P
I totally concur. ;D
Me too ;D   I didn't think anyone else here used linux ;D
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