TOP TEN

[madatyou]

       TOP TEN    events expected before the release of TSL

• #10 Moving walkways, robotic dogs and dangerously high, outside treadmills will be introduced into households
• #9 Soylent maroon will replace soylent green for Tuesdays ration, it will still be made from people, but younger, fresher people
• #8 Pope pepsi the 4th will be replaced by pope starbucks the 2nd
• #7 Windows 33 will be released, the first operating system installed directly into the brain
• #6 Scientists will announce that Jupiter is no longer a planet, but a "big space thingy"
• #5 Grand theft auto 154 will be turned into a hit broadway show
• #4 Hell will freeze over, destroying its economic dependent crops
• #3 The mining ship, red dwarf will return from its 100th successful mission
• #2 The cows will come home
• And # 1 The sun will run out of fuel for fusion, resulting in a massive explosion vaporizing the earth

[atec123]

#10 Moving walkways, robotic dogs and dangerously high, outside treadmills will be introduced into households

damn, the moving walkways will be cool, now I really can't wait until summer!

# #9 Soylent maroon will replace soylent green for Tuesdays ration, it will still be made from people, but younger, fresher people
# #8 Pope pepsi the 4th will be replaced by pope starbucks the 2nd
# #7 Windows 33 will be released, the first operating system installed directly into the brain
# #6 Scientists will announce that Jupiter is no longer a planet, but a "big space thingy"
# #5 Grand theft auto 154 will be turned into a hit broadway show
# #4 Hell will freeze over, destroying its economic dependent crops
# #3 The mining ship, red dwarf will return from its 100th successful mission
# #2 The cows will come home
# And # 1 The sun will run out of fuel for fusion, resulting in a massive explosion vaporizing the earth

So we will dieeee      before TSL, NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[madatyou]

My "favourite" one was #9, I liked that movie.

[atec123]

lol, I liked 9 too

(Posted on: February 23, 2009, 11:05:56 AM)

5-4 are also nice

[Haids1987]

Hmmm.  Now I'm a bit afriad for the summertime, if that's the case!   

[PirateKingChris]

Hehe

[Jafar]

#10 Moving walkways, robotic dogs and dangerously high, outside treadmills will be introduced into households

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_robotic_dogs

[atec123]

One down then, see? TSL is coming out!

[PirateKingChris]

Yeah it is!

[Delling]

And # 1 The sun will run out of fuel for fusion, resulting in a massive explosion vaporizing the earth

Actually, in terms of destruction by the sun's advancement in its life, the earth would be "destroyed" by the expansion of the sun into a red giant. Our sun actually isn't in the correct stellar ball park so to speak to go "nova" (ie- undergo a supernova or just nova).

The really unfortunate thing is this means that the generations that come after us will miss out on the really good stuff: when the red giant sun gives off its outer shells to form a shiney planetary nebula! ...which also would kill them if they were alive to see it... but at least it would be a prettier death! I know... I'm a physicist... I'm weird....

Oh, and I'll be skipping #7 in favor of the Linux hyperawareness patch for the already open source normal human consciousness, thank you very much... and I won't spend as much time walking into walls or being catatonic as the Windows users. 

[copycat]

Oh, and I'll be skipping #7 in favor of the Linux hyperawareness patch for the already open source normal human consciousness, thank you very much... and I won't spend as much time walking into walls or being catatonic as the Windows users. 

I totally concur.

[atec123]

Oh, and I'll be skipping #7 in favor of the Linux hyperawareness patch for the already open source normal human consciousness, thank you very much... and I won't spend as much time walking into walls or being catatonic as the Windows users. 

I totally concur.

Me too    I didn't think anyone else here used linux