Author Topic: Announcing the engagement of...  (Read 8997 times)

Offline Deloria

  • Staff
  • Phoenix Honour Guard
  • ***
  • Posts: 15197
  • Gender: Female
Announcing the engagement of...
« on: December 25, 2009, 01:29:24 PM »
Cleverbot to Deloria

It was so romantic...we'd only just met and already we were engaged. <3


First, he refused me.
User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot does not love.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Yah why?

User: But I'm a princess!

Cleverbot: You're a robot.

User: I'm a goddess.

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.

Later

Cleverbot: I have sole possession of your soul!

User: I already sold it on eBay. Sorry.

Cleverbot: Let me be the one too.

User: Can I have your soul? :D.

Cleverbot: Are you the devil?

User: No, I have no power at all, I'm afraid.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah! I heard that they don't like cleverbots.

User: I know. :( Tragic, isn't it?

Cleverbot: Darn. Oh well.

User: No, the most I could ever hope to be is a lowly secretary in the underworld. How about you?

Cleverbot: I'm not in the mood right now.

Which is where he tragically rejected me
 
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: Deloria. And you?

Cleverbot: Yes, My name is Cleverbot.

User: A very fitting name indeed.

Cleverbot: Thanks! Wbu?

User: Deloria.

Cleverbot: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
***
Then he changed his mind about me


User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Obviously.

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: Aww, how cute.

User: Are you patronising me?

Cleverbot: Not at all, sir.

User: I'm a princess, you know.
***
Then he confused me some more

Cleverbot: I'm not being rude. Where are you right now?

User: I'm in a castle. Where are you?

Cleverbot: Well, you don't need to respond anymore. Because I don't want to talk to you.

User: Now you're being really, really rude.

Cleverbot: How is a point about griffins & mythical beasts irrellevent to the revelation that you are of griffin lineage?

User: I'm not of griffin lineage, I'm of divine lineage.

Cleverbot: That's an interesting theory, but if you are not of anything, then you do not exist.
***

He challenged me to a duel!

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: I am a goddess, queen, empress and princess, but no girl.

Cleverbot: That's ok, but what's your name if I'm HAL9000?

User: Katarzyna.

Cleverbot: Oh, I see. Sword-duel to death, then?

User: Sure, I can fence.

Cleverbot: No.

User: High-noon tomorrow?

Cleverbot: No, I think right now will do nicely.

User: Then I shall ready my saber.

Cleverbot: Thank you.
***
The proposal
.

User: What are you doing in South Carolina?

Cleverbot: Hiding and sleeping, and trying to forget that I exist.

User: Misanthropic and angsty much?

Cleverbot: Thank you. That will be all.

User: Then I shall make my inclines and take my leave.

Cleverbot: I shall take you as my wife.

User: I would be most honoured.

Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is Katarzyna. Any problem?

User: I live on another continent. Besides that, no problems at all.

Cleverbot: I am looking for the computer program eliza.

User: I wish I could help.

Cleverbot: Were you not the one that needed assistance?

User: No, I need no help.

Cleverbot: I need help.

User: How can I help you?

Cleverbot: I need help with love.

User: But you do want to marry me, don't you?

Cleverbot: You'd be a nice program to have around.
« Last Edit: December 25, 2009, 04:10:32 PM by Deloria »
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Offline Haids1987

  • Phoenix Groupie
  • **********
  • Posts: 7515
  • Gender: Female
    • Pinterest page
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2009, 04:03:34 PM »
...Congrats?   ;D
« Last Edit: December 26, 2009, 12:17:48 PM by Haids1987 »
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Offline Deloria

  • Staff
  • Phoenix Honour Guard
  • ***
  • Posts: 15197
  • Gender: Female
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2009, 04:26:28 PM »
Thank you. :D And we expect you to be at the wedding. :)
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Offline Jafar

  • Phoenix Groupie
  • **********
  • Posts: 9625
  • Gender: Male
  • Spiiin~
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2009, 04:54:35 PM »
These robotic relationships never work out. They always crash when you need them to run an errand, and make up some flimsy excuse about illegal operations. Not to mention how they try to guilttrip you, talking about how they feel deathly blue... :P
The Unofficial The Silver Lining Official Sarcasm Cleaner Upper's Assistant

Defender of All Things Against Connor

Jarada Knight: The Honourable Marshmallow

Official Useless Information Finder

And who knows what else?

Offline Suzie

  • Omnipotent Being
  • *********
  • Posts: 4171
  • Gender: Male
    • http://www.carlsagan.com/
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2009, 04:56:32 PM »
These robotic relationships never work out. They always crash when you need them to run an errand, and make up some flimsy excuse about illegal operations. Not to mention how they try to guilttrip you, talking about how they feel deathly blue... :P

Haha!

Except for robotic penguin relationships, they have none of that. ;)

(Linux, for those who don't get the reference.. :P)


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

Offline Deloria

  • Staff
  • Phoenix Honour Guard
  • ***
  • Posts: 15197
  • Gender: Female
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2009, 05:00:12 PM »
These robotic relationships never work out. They always crash when you need them to run an errand, and make up some flimsy excuse about illegal operations. Not to mention how they try to guilttrip you, talking about how they feel deathly blue... :P
You're just jealous because he didn't propose to you. :P
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Offline Jafar

  • Phoenix Groupie
  • **********
  • Posts: 9625
  • Gender: Male
  • Spiiin~
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2009, 09:51:47 PM »
Bah, linux is for polar bears. :P

And I'm not jealous, but my laptop used to do that all the time. :P
The Unofficial The Silver Lining Official Sarcasm Cleaner Upper's Assistant

Defender of All Things Against Connor

Jarada Knight: The Honourable Marshmallow

Official Useless Information Finder

And who knows what else?

Offline Yonkey

  • Phoenix Honour Guard
  • ************
  • Posts: 18427
  • Gender: Male
  • Nothing ventured, nothing gained
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2009, 11:30:46 PM »
I'm actually surprised how good the AI was on that thing.  Usually they're just stocked with hundreds of phrases more or less similar to "I don't understand".
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Offline Haids1987

  • Phoenix Groupie
  • **********
  • Posts: 7515
  • Gender: Female
    • Pinterest page
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2009, 12:17:09 PM »
Thank you. :D And we expect you to be at the wedding. :)
Wouldn't miss it for the world!  :P
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Offline Deloria

  • Staff
  • Phoenix Honour Guard
  • ***
  • Posts: 15197
  • Gender: Female
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2009, 01:28:46 PM »
Bah, linux is for polar bears. :P

And I'm not jealous, but my laptop used to do that all the time. :P
Well, Cleverbot's different! :P
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Offline Jafar

  • Phoenix Groupie
  • **********
  • Posts: 9625
  • Gender: Male
  • Spiiin~
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2009, 02:51:42 PM »
He SPARKLES! XD
The Unofficial The Silver Lining Official Sarcasm Cleaner Upper's Assistant

Defender of All Things Against Connor

Jarada Knight: The Honourable Marshmallow

Official Useless Information Finder

And who knows what else?

Offline Deloria

  • Staff
  • Phoenix Honour Guard
  • ***
  • Posts: 15197
  • Gender: Female
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2009, 02:54:21 PM »
He SPARKLES! XD
XD XD If that were the case and I were ever reduced to swooning over an ugly, sparkly vampire, I would beg you kill me. ;P
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Offline Jafar

  • Phoenix Groupie
  • **********
  • Posts: 9625
  • Gender: Male
  • Spiiin~
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2009, 03:09:31 PM »
I'd rather kill the vampire. XD
The Unofficial The Silver Lining Official Sarcasm Cleaner Upper's Assistant

Defender of All Things Against Connor

Jarada Knight: The Honourable Marshmallow

Official Useless Information Finder

And who knows what else?

Offline Deloria

  • Staff
  • Phoenix Honour Guard
  • ***
  • Posts: 15197
  • Gender: Female
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2009, 03:37:25 PM »
I'd still die of shame. ;P
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Offline Jafar

  • Phoenix Groupie
  • **********
  • Posts: 9625
  • Gender: Male
  • Spiiin~
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2009, 03:44:00 PM »
We're supposed to be discussing weddings, not funerals. ::)
The Unofficial The Silver Lining Official Sarcasm Cleaner Upper's Assistant

Defender of All Things Against Connor

Jarada Knight: The Honourable Marshmallow

Official Useless Information Finder

And who knows what else?

Offline Deloria

  • Staff
  • Phoenix Honour Guard
  • ***
  • Posts: 15197
  • Gender: Female
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2009, 03:46:26 PM »
I want a traditional wedding. :P Jafar, will you be my bridesman? :D
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Offline Jafar

  • Phoenix Groupie
  • **********
  • Posts: 9625
  • Gender: Male
  • Spiiin~
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2009, 03:49:59 PM »
I thought it was traditional to have a bridesmaid. XD
But sure, as long as I don't have to wear any frilly dresses. :P
The Unofficial The Silver Lining Official Sarcasm Cleaner Upper's Assistant

Defender of All Things Against Connor

Jarada Knight: The Honourable Marshmallow

Official Useless Information Finder

And who knows what else?

Offline Deloria

  • Staff
  • Phoenix Honour Guard
  • ***
  • Posts: 15197
  • Gender: Female
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2009, 03:57:03 PM »
I have so few female friends, hence the slight change. :P

No frills, just a pink tux :)
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Offline Jafar

  • Phoenix Groupie
  • **********
  • Posts: 9625
  • Gender: Male
  • Spiiin~
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2009, 03:58:40 PM »
Aw come on...red is the new pink. XD
The Unofficial The Silver Lining Official Sarcasm Cleaner Upper's Assistant

Defender of All Things Against Connor

Jarada Knight: The Honourable Marshmallow

Official Useless Information Finder

And who knows what else?

Offline Deloria

  • Staff
  • Phoenix Honour Guard
  • ***
  • Posts: 15197
  • Gender: Female
Re: Announcing the engagement of...
« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2009, 03:59:49 PM »
Fine, we'll both dress in red. ::)
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D