CC, haven't you tried the idea of inescapable before? Let's just see about that!
The Asylum has always been inescapable before, yes, but I don't think that's been in the title before.
Do you need a spoon to dig out in the courtyard? I smuggled a spork during teatime...
We have a courtyard? Ah, you must mean the garden located in the middle of the Asylum. Won't be able to dig very deep there though, and most certainly not to anywhere outside of the Asylum's location.
Psh, nonsense! I don't need such tools to escape this madness! I just need to act sane and fool CC's feline cohorts!
I must inform you the cats strongly detest the use of the word 'cohort' pertaining to them.
But, everyone knows who I really am, CC (and Deloria certainly has the right idea *gives Deloria a Mango Minion for being saner than CC*) - you've seen it! So if you could just let this Roberta out of that front door, that'd be great. I'll even come back for visiting hours!
If Deloria's saner than me, why is she still in the Asylum? Also, someone so strongly advocating to be let free is most suspicious.
I slipped it in your pillowcase. Don't tell the warden.
The security cats also don't feel at ease being called 'warden'.
