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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #80 on: February 27, 2010, 06:16:12 PM »
Huzzah!  Thanks, Tess-the-hulaing-cactus-headed-Mango twin!

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #81 on: March 08, 2010, 05:16:41 PM »
(Psst! CC, old pal, old chum...would you be willing to tweak the numbers on my next psychological evaluation for a small donation? :sneaky: )
Tweak you say? Since I'm like 'The Untouchables' such a tweak might ensue but not in the direction you require... ::)

If someone insane considers you sane, you must be insane. :D

The truly sane do not call themselves sane...
Indeed, exactly what I've been saying.

In response to Tess getting into the kitchen, that's perfectly normal as a) I haven't reprogrammed the biometric scanners which recognized her as Asylum personnel and thus allowed her access and b) she's not a patient and access to the kitchen is only restricted to patients. In the same manner, the biometric scanners will also recognize Mango, and thus refuse access to certain areas of the Asylum.

Furthermore, the 4th Floor is just as inescapable (excuse my little error in my previous post, it has been fixed) as every other floor. As such,it is also rather inaccessible to patients. There's nothing there besides closed patient cells and the entrance to the personnel elevator. Everything else has been moved to the 5th floor and some things upgraded (like the holoroom). Every wall, including floor and ceiling  is lined with a special alloy even a spork can't penetrate.

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #82 on: March 08, 2010, 05:22:51 PM »
One of these days I'm actually going to understand what is happening...
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #83 on: March 08, 2010, 05:38:08 PM »
One of these days I'm actually going to understand what is happening...
None of us truly do. :P XD

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #84 on: March 08, 2010, 06:07:02 PM »
*decides to break out in song*

I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical
I'm quite adpet at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head

I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain...with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite

When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villains in their tracks are froze
Then I sneak up and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchal progeny
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You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical,
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #85 on: March 08, 2010, 06:11:37 PM »
Know what else sounds good?  M&M's!  How can we live in this captivity without the ever-alluring taste of M&M's?

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*decides to break out in song*
Ooooooooooh!  What about dance?  I think I have tap shoes lurking around my cell someplace...
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #86 on: March 08, 2010, 06:15:02 PM »
Know what else sounds good?  M&M's!  How can we live in this captivity without the ever-alluring taste of M&M's?
Yes! The semester-long paper I'm writing is about something called M&m sequences, so I keep wanting M&m's after working on it all day. :P

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #87 on: March 08, 2010, 06:20:48 PM »
I FOUND SOME!!

*Starts pelting Tess across the forehead with M&M's*

Oh wait--these are Skittles!  *Fall to my knees and gaze heavenward*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #88 on: March 08, 2010, 06:33:53 PM »
*eats some of the skittles even though they are not nearly as good*

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #89 on: March 08, 2010, 06:35:21 PM »
*Watches Tess with a tear in my eye*

Maybe if I make friends with the Warden they'll run to Safeway and get me some M's...oh, the M's...we can put them on our ice cream sundaes!
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #90 on: March 08, 2010, 08:06:52 PM »
Yay Ice cream

*Puts on bib and starts licking the table*
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #91 on: March 08, 2010, 09:57:47 PM »
Ooooh, mateo, can I try some?
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #92 on: March 08, 2010, 11:17:05 PM »
My giant wooden chocolate bar.

*Runs away and cloths lines self with table and door frame*
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #93 on: March 09, 2010, 12:12:07 AM »
*Chases after mateo and trips over leftover Skittles.*

TESS!  You didn't eat them all, dern it!
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #94 on: March 09, 2010, 06:04:38 AM »
*co'es down fro' the roof*
*breaks a window at the 5th floor*
*cuts through the bars behind the windows*
*runs around the floor like a gno'e on speed, painting all lightbulbs black*
*ju'ps through the broken window and parachutes down*

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #95 on: March 09, 2010, 12:43:05 PM »
*cuts through the bars behind the windows*
What, did you turn into Jello? :P
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #96 on: March 09, 2010, 01:06:13 PM »
Jello go bongy bongy. I need bathtub and lots of jello

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #97 on: March 10, 2010, 12:46:44 AM »
Ooooooooooh!  What about dance?  I think I have tap shoes lurking around my cell someplace...
I once danced an interpretive dance while duct taped to an evidence table -- as such a MASTER of dance, I feel it is immoral to hold me here and yet CC persists.

However, CC, in your cold calculations of the inescapability of the Asylum you've forgotten to factor in Factor X -- the X Factor, the UneXpected Factor, the Factor of Human Ambition! One must NEVER forget to calculate Factor X in their calculations!
For, you see, I have escaped!
YOU may not have noticed because of how it looks to you like I am standing here, inside my cell, holding a badly damaged spork. But that's not really what's going on!
You see, once I started digging, I began to imagine... I imagine birds, trees, sunlight, dogs (take that! ha!) and most importantly....
FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!
And, as I was always raised to know that if I can imagine it, it can be real, it MUST be real! It IS real!

However, I have momentarily returned to the Asylum via backtracking to eat the nummy nummy nummies!  :D Ice cream, skittles, M&Ms, jello, wood -- NUMMEH!
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #98 on: March 10, 2010, 04:19:53 PM »
Hole?... DOUGHNUTS!
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #99 on: March 10, 2010, 04:44:35 PM »
And, as I was always raised to know that if I can imagine it, it can be real, it MUST be real! It IS real!
It IS real... in your head/mind that is. However, in reality you have never left your room.

*co'es down fro' the roof*
*breaks a window at the 5th floor*
*cuts through the bars behind the windows*
*runs around the floor like a gno'e on speed, painting all lightbulbs black*
*ju'ps through the broken window and parachutes down*
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
You flew through the window in the front door, you stupid bird! Since even in bird form, the biometric scanners recognized you as non-patient, you were allowed access into the elevator, and the patient's 'ward'. The asylum has LED-lights incorporated into the ceiling though, and are impervious to paint so it fell straight onto the floor after you applied it and since the floor is also paint-resilient, it was removed by Asylum cleaning personnel in an instant.

PS: Skitties=
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a British form of ninepins, in which a wooden disk or ball is thrown to knock down the pins| One of the pins used in skitties
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